The Complex Equation

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:)The Complex Equation:(zt)

1.
Human = Eat + Sleep + Work + Enjoy
Donkey = Eat + Sleep
Therefore,Human = Donkey + Work + Enjoy
Then, Human - Enjoy = Donkey + Work

In other words,

Human that doesn't Enjoy = Donkey that Works
 
2.

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Man = Eat + Sleep + Earn money
Donkey = Eat + Sleep
Therefore, Man = Donkey + Earn money

Then, Man - Earn money = Donkey

In other words,

Man that doesn't Earn money = Donkey

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3.

Woman = Eat + Sleep + spend
Donkey = Eat + Sleep

Therefore, Woman = Donkey + spend
Then, Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words,

Woman that doesn't spend = Donkey


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4.To Conclude:


Men Earn money not to let women become Donkey!

Women spend money not to let men become Donkey!

Man + Woman (Marriage) = 2 Donkeys!

And the Donkeys lived happily ever after!
:D:D:D
 
支持!

头像漂亮!

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好好读了遍,仔细想了想!

yeah!perfect!

不过Donkey is smart,看看我们是否能做到?

A person who is as stubborn (and probably as stupid) as a donkey likes to listen to donkey stories.

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One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.

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Finally he decided the animal was old and the well needed to be covered up anyway, it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well.

At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly.

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Then, to everyone's amazement, he quieted down. A few shovel loads later,the farmer finally looked down the well and was astonished at what he saw.

With every shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.

As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and trotted off!

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a stepping stone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up!

Life's too short to moan over the + DIRT +!!

SHAKE IT OFF!

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Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a stepping stone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up!

Life's too short to moan over the + DIRT +!!

SHAKE IT OFF!

觉得自己无论智慧还是身体都不如donkey。

Donkey知道怎么“shake it off”, 我不懂。
Donkey知道怎么“eat+sleep”, 我从来就不知道.

结论:我永远不会有Donkey的快乐了:(
 
施主多虑鸟:p快乐其实在你丢掉的当中:)
 
The Simple Equation

希望=失望

希望越多, 失望越多
 
JJ的头像好美,跟人一样。:)

感觉你是一个快乐的传染源,跟你在一起的人都很容易被感染,怎么也开始悲观了呢?

我现在正处在急需被感染快乐的时候,准备好了吗?我可马上要来了哦;)
 
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