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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive,
caring, and good looking?
>>Because those men already have boyfriends.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
>>After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Why does the bride always wear white?
>>Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and
>>refrigerator.
How do you know when you're leading a pathetic life?
>>When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Lets just be friends."
Mom's have Mother's day, Dad's have Fathers day, what do
single guys have?
>>Palm Sunday.
Why did God create alcohol?
>>So ugly people could have sex, too.
What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each
arm?
>>A pimp.
What's the Cuban National Anthem?
>>Row, row, row your boat.
A man went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, I've got a problem, but if you're going to treat it, then first you've got to promise not to laugh." Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"OK then," the man said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest penis the doctor has ever seen. Unable to control himself, the doctor fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.
"I'm so sorry," he said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen."
GYPSIES & G-SPOTS!
A woman goes to the doctors, and says, "Doctor, I've got a bit
of a problem.
I'll have to take my clothes off to show you."
The doctor tells her to go behind the screen and disrobe. She
gets undressed,
and the doctor goes around to see her when she is ready.
"Well, what is it?" he asks.
"It's a bit embarrassing," she replies, "These two green circles
have appeared
on the inside of my thighs."
The doctor examines her and finally admits he has no idea what
the cause is.
Then he suddenly asks, "Have you been having an affair with a
gypsy lately?"
The woman blushes and says, "Well,... yes, actually I have."
"That's the problem!" the doctor says, "Tell him that his
earrings
aren't made of real gold!"
caring, and good looking?
>>Because those men already have boyfriends.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
>>After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Why does the bride always wear white?
>>Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and
>>refrigerator.
How do you know when you're leading a pathetic life?
>>When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Lets just be friends."
Mom's have Mother's day, Dad's have Fathers day, what do
single guys have?
>>Palm Sunday.
Why did God create alcohol?
>>So ugly people could have sex, too.
What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each
arm?
>>A pimp.
What's the Cuban National Anthem?
>>Row, row, row your boat.
A man went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, I've got a problem, but if you're going to treat it, then first you've got to promise not to laugh." Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"OK then," the man said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest penis the doctor has ever seen. Unable to control himself, the doctor fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.
"I'm so sorry," he said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen."
GYPSIES & G-SPOTS!
A woman goes to the doctors, and says, "Doctor, I've got a bit
of a problem.
I'll have to take my clothes off to show you."
The doctor tells her to go behind the screen and disrobe. She
gets undressed,
and the doctor goes around to see her when she is ready.
"Well, what is it?" he asks.
"It's a bit embarrassing," she replies, "These two green circles
have appeared
on the inside of my thighs."
The doctor examines her and finally admits he has no idea what
the cause is.
Then he suddenly asks, "Have you been having an affair with a
gypsy lately?"
The woman blushes and says, "Well,... yes, actually I have."
"That's the problem!" the doctor says, "Tell him that his
earrings
aren't made of real gold!"
