来点轻松的-- ZT 成功男人的标志

[czh]

3岁，不尿裤子；

5岁，能自己吃饭；

18岁，能自己开车；

20岁 ，有性生活；

30 岁，有钱；

40岁，有钱；

50岁，有钱；

60岁，有性生活；

70岁， 能自己开车；

80 岁，能自己吃饭；

90岁，不尿裤子；

100岁，还没有挂在墙上；

300岁，还挂在墙上

 

[cmah]

去掉最后两行， 人生就是一个圆圈。

 

[ccc]

这个，是山寨版。看看英文原版的。。。。。

At age 4...success is...not peeing in your pants.

At age 10...success is...making your own meals.

At age 12...success is...having friends.

At age 16...success is...having a drivers license.

At age 20...success is...having sex.

At age 35...success is...having money.

At age 50...success is...having money.

At age 60...success is...having sex.

At age 70...success is...having a drivers license.

At age 75...success is...having friends.

At age 80...success is...making your own meals.

At age 85...success is...not peeing in your pants.

 

[cmah]

这个，是山寨版。看看英文原版的。。。。。

At age 4...success is...not peeing in your pants.

At age 10...success is...making your own meals.

At age 12...success is...having friends.

At age 16...success is...having a drivers license.

At age 20...success is...having sex.

At age 35...success is...having money.

At age 50...success is...having money.

At age 60...success is...having sex.

At age 70...success is...having a drivers license.

At age 75...success is...having friends.

At age 80...success is...making your own meals.

At age 85...success is...not peeing in your pants.

看来应该说人生象爬山。

 

[ccc]

看来应该说人生象爬山。

也可以说，人生如同日出日落。

 

[cmah]

也可以说，人生如同日落日出。

还是村长这个比喻大气。　

第一，境界高，
第二，有画面感。

 

[ccc]

还是村长这个比喻大气。　

第一，境界高，
第二，有画面感。

:blowzy:

It should read: 人生如同日出日落。

 

[cmah]

:blowzy:

It should read: 人生如同日出日落。

这么一改，就没有新意了。 日出日落倒过来，更显马克思主义的宗教观。

 

[ccc]

这么一改，就没有新意了。 日出日落倒过来，更显马克思主义的宗教观。

What the heck?! :flaming:

日落日出，那是轮回。