The 10 Best Caddie Remarks of All Time

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The 10 Best Caddie Remarks of All Time

These are the ten best caddie remarks of all time.
#10
Golfer: “Think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.”
Caddie: “Think you can keep your head down that long?”
#9
Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.”
Caddie: “Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of the earth.”
#8
Golfer: “Do you think my game is improving?”
Caddie: “Yes, you miss the ball much closer now.”
#7
Golfer: “Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?”
Caddie: “Eventually.”
#6
Golfer: “You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world.”
Caddie: “I don’t think so, that would be too much of a coincidence.”
#5
Golfer: “Please stop checking your watch all the time. It’s too
much of a distraction.”
Caddie: “It’s not a watch – it’s a compass.”
#4
Golfer: “How do you like my game?”
Caddie: “Very good, but personally, I prefer golf.”
#3
Golfer: “Do you think it’s a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddie: “The way you play, it’s a sin on any day.”
#2
Golfer: “This is the worst course I’ve ever played on.”
Caddie: “This isn’t the golf course. We left that an hour ago.”
#1 Best Caddie Comment:
Golfer: “That can’t be my ball, it’s too old.”
Caddy: “It’s been a long time since we teed off, sir.”