BeYOndGoOd&EviL
*{BEYOND THE KEN}*
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THE LAWS OF THE RICER (摘录)
Law#6-You must install a non-functional wing/spoiler on the back of your car.
Law#7-Names of performance parts on your car that you dont have.
Law#10-Install racing seats on a car that runs a 14 second or slower quarter mile.
Law#11-Listing stereo equiptment or any visual mod when listing all your performance mods.
Law#13-Putting sub-brand labels on your car...example:Honda emblems on an Acura, Audi on a VW..ect.
Law#14-Install an aftermarket duel-exhaust on a 4-cylinder.
Law#15-Make your exhaust sound like a lawn-mower.
Law#19-Multi collored body panels.
Law#21-Talk about how fast your car will be once you buy and install all the parts.
Law#22-performing the ricer flyby
Law#23-fliping your hazard lights,during/after a loss or during a flyby
Law#24-subscribing to super street/sportcompact car
Law#25-boasting about your interior/power windows/sporty looks
Law#27-rev @ every car on the road that will eat you(no matter what direction they are going)
Law#51-driving in and out of traffic with your vtak thinking you have a fast car
Law#49-Yeah its got about 5000 dollars invested in it ( and it looks like poop)
Law#57-Cutting your factory springs to lower your car
Law#85-List motor oil as a mod
Law#97-when you de-badge your GST ecplise of LX civic because its the suck model
Law#112-If you spraypaint your interior
Law#113-if you don't make fun of ricers
Law#142-The only 2 exotic cars you can name are Supra and Skyline.
Law#145-If you tell the story of how your friend has such a fast car, he put a $10 bill on the dash, floored it, and you couldn't reach it on the dash because you were too pinned in your seat.
Law#154-Put the car (automatic) in neutral on hills so that it rolls back like a manual and then go into drive when the light turns green.
Law#156-Walmart is your #1 Auto Parts Supplier.
Law#157-when you scream VTAK out the window cause you think it makes the car faster
Law#6-You must install a non-functional wing/spoiler on the back of your car.
Law#7-Names of performance parts on your car that you dont have.
Law#10-Install racing seats on a car that runs a 14 second or slower quarter mile.
Law#11-Listing stereo equiptment or any visual mod when listing all your performance mods.
Law#13-Putting sub-brand labels on your car...example:Honda emblems on an Acura, Audi on a VW..ect.
Law#14-Install an aftermarket duel-exhaust on a 4-cylinder.
Law#15-Make your exhaust sound like a lawn-mower.
Law#19-Multi collored body panels.
Law#21-Talk about how fast your car will be once you buy and install all the parts.
Law#22-performing the ricer flyby
Law#23-fliping your hazard lights,during/after a loss or during a flyby
Law#24-subscribing to super street/sportcompact car
Law#25-boasting about your interior/power windows/sporty looks
Law#27-rev @ every car on the road that will eat you(no matter what direction they are going)
Law#51-driving in and out of traffic with your vtak thinking you have a fast car
Law#49-Yeah its got about 5000 dollars invested in it ( and it looks like poop)
Law#57-Cutting your factory springs to lower your car
Law#85-List motor oil as a mod
Law#97-when you de-badge your GST ecplise of LX civic because its the suck model
Law#112-If you spraypaint your interior
Law#113-if you don't make fun of ricers
Law#142-The only 2 exotic cars you can name are Supra and Skyline.
Law#145-If you tell the story of how your friend has such a fast car, he put a $10 bill on the dash, floored it, and you couldn't reach it on the dash because you were too pinned in your seat.
Law#154-Put the car (automatic) in neutral on hills so that it rolls back like a manual and then go into drive when the light turns green.
Law#156-Walmart is your #1 Auto Parts Supplier.
Law#157-when you scream VTAK out the window cause you think it makes the car faster