情人节的铃声（小小小说水水水楼）

[闲哥]

呵呵，俺们干活去，下线了，大家玩好！

你干啥活啊, 今天也没太阳, 啥也晒不了.

 

[闲哥]

闲歌真八卦。。。。。俺昨天看了一模一样的网友留言，觉得很搞笑。为什么都归为了之后就又相信有真爱了？俺觉得，不管现在是啥样的结果，俺对他们的爱情观的理解都错乱了。

年轻真好, 还相信爱情.

 

[猫咪快跑]

连爱情都不信了，也不知道该信啥了。。。。

年轻真好, 还相信爱情.

 

[让我拥抱你]

太高笑了那两个该封马甲！！！非常欢乐。其实只要他们不骂人不挑衅，整点儿搞笑得，俺觉得还是可以的

就是就是，俺觉得要是搞笑，即使是说俺是gay，俺也不会在乎的。大家一乐就完了。把俺牺牲了俺也没啥怨言。

 

[猫咪快跑]

拥抱就是拥抱，真大气， 有牺牲精神

就是就是，俺觉得要是搞笑，即使是说俺是gay，俺也不会在乎的。大家一乐就完了。把俺牺牲了俺也没啥怨言。

 

[graceliuzhang]

我也是北方人,我确定赵本山也念shai3

喵喵你姥姥是北方人吗？问问她老人家，好色是读好SHAI3还是好SAI3

 

[北大校长]

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.

Whatever you give a woman, she will make worse. If you give her sperm, she'll give you responsibility. If you give her a house, she'll give you lots of house work. If you give her groceries, she'll give you dirty dishes. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her attitude.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.

 

[The Devil Wears Prada]

Whatever you give a woman, she will make worse. If you give her sperm, she'll give you responsibility. If you give her a house, she'll give you lots of house work. If you give her groceries, she'll give you dirty dishes. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her attitude.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.

Very funny and very true…you smart ass with pants…

 

[graceliuzhang]

青姐姐，俺得满世界找帅哥面具了。。。否则见不得你啦 :blowzy::blowzy::blowzy:

帅哥啊，你跑哪去啦，前几天你青青姐姐限你一时三刻来报道，可你一直未现身，她一生气就把你交给俺处理了。。。。

 

[graceliuzhang]

草妹的问题。。。我试着答一答：

1）不停地想他，并让他知道我很在意他。

2）我会实事求是地告诉他我很忙，忙工作，忙家务，忙水楼灌水。。

3）如果是对方忙，那么我会耐心等待，同时准备一些好吃的东西，等见到对方时给他吃；如果是自己忙，那就重新安排时间，无论如何要保证能和他相见。

4）一边忙一边想着对方，有他在心里，做什么都应该是很开心的吧。

俺也喜欢这个答案，是个女人！！

 

[让我拥抱你]

拥抱就是拥抱，真大气， 有牺牲精神

猫咪就是猫咪，真美丽，从内到外。

猫咪，黑M在这个楼里号召大家喝咖啡去
http://bbs.comefromchina.com/forum23/thread923153.html

你去吗？你要去俺把那张画给你带过去 -- 不过记得你这两周都要在家忙。

 

[graceliuzhang]

各位把我打晕吧！

妹子，恋爱是多么美滴事啊，唉，羡慕你们啊还能恋爱。。。俺都忘了恋爱是啥滋味咧:blowzy:

 

[graceliuzhang]

我要见你！

是出手？！！闲人你自作多情了

 

[graceliuzhang]

呵呵，出手，看到群众的呼声了吧，让我当你经纪人吧，我们５，５分成

妹子你一定能发财！

 

[闲哥]

格格你翻的都是啥时候的帖啊, 哥都看不懂了.

鉴于你公务繁忙, 无暇爬楼, 以后特许你直接空降.