情人节的铃声（小小小说水水水楼）

[graceliuzhang]

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.

前面滴俺同意，后面滴俺脚得有些雄性也有这本事

 

[graceliuzhang]

格格你翻的都是啥时候的帖啊, 哥都看不懂了.

鉴于你公务繁忙, 无暇爬楼, 以后特许你直接空降.

就昨天晚上滴啊，俺老老实实做功课呢啊:blowzy:

 

[让我拥抱你]

就昨天晚上滴啊，俺老老实实做功课呢啊:blowzy:

格格你真行啊，昨天晚上的功课还接着做。。。

 

[graceliuzhang]

那是俺长期潜水的心得。你以为俺在夸你吗？俺只是说了实话罢了。
不过你别高兴太早啊，俺写完这个总结就要预备迎战了。

妹妹，俺和闲人现在就帮你捡砖头去。。。能给点消息不，敌方是哪个

 

[graceliuzhang]

连爱情都不信了，也不知道该信啥了。。。。

信上帝

 

[The Devil Wears Prada]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tqx7a2n6D90[/media]

如果一个巴掌能把人打快乐了。。。俺宁可给你一巴掌。。。

 

[graceliuzhang]

Whatever you give a woman, she will make worse. If you give her sperm, she'll give you responsibility. If you give her a house, she'll give you lots of house work. If you give her groceries, she'll give you dirty dishes. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her attitude.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.

敢和楼长作对，踹！！！

 

[闲哥]

又到了吃饭睡午觉的时间了. 1点见.

 

[graceliuzhang]

上主坛继续做功课，累死俺撂

 

[猫咪快跑]

今天是俺黑暗前的唯一黎明.....
这次应该是去不了了,下次吧.

猫咪就是猫咪，真美丽，从内到外。

猫咪，黑M在这个楼里号召大家喝咖啡去
http://bbs.comefromchina.com/forum23/thread923153.html

你去吗？你要去俺把那张画给你带过去 -- 不过记得你这两周都要在家忙。

 

[猫咪快跑]

比较起来,还是爱情实际一些

信上帝

 

[graceliuzhang]

比较起来,还是爱情实际一些

当爱情变得虚无滴时候。。上帝就变得实用一些了:blowzy::blowzy:

 

[graceliuzhang]

今天是俺黑暗前的唯一黎明.....
这次应该是去不了了,下次吧.

理解理解，不过既来之则安之吧

 

[darkchild]

好可爱的猫
猫睡觉时最好玩了，你怎么动它爪子什么的，它都不理

我昨晚把腿抽出来的时候胖猫还“嗯~~"发出不情愿转着调儿的哼哼声。

 

[10313]

Good day, water building