坑爹的英文笑话，相信有人看了会笑

[#19]

"knock knock"

"come in"

 

[#19]

What did a lawyer say to another lawyer?

-- We are both lawyers.

 

[格-格]

俺最怕女儿跟俺说这话了

 

[#19]

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

-- Where is my tractor?

 

[#19]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

 

[#19]

How do you make a plumber cry?

-- you kill his family.

 

[让我拥抱你]

哈哈哈，全是冷笑话

 

[#19]

What is red and smells like blue paint?

-- red paint

 

[#19]

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with?

-- A chair, a bed and a toothbrush.

 

[feige]

What is twenty minus 1?

-- #19

 

[#19]

What is twenty minus 1?

-- #19

Nice ...

 

[#19]

Why did the chick cross the road?

-- to run away from feige.

 

[快乐兔]

Too cold

一只兔子教你看尽人生沧海桑田[73P](ZT)

http://bbs.wenxuecity.com/joke/462618.html

 

[feige]

Too cold

一只兔子教你看尽人生沧海桑田[73P](ZT)

http://bbs.wenxuecity.com/joke/462618.html

That's good. Thanks.

 

[#19]

What did the president say to the vice president every morning?

-- Good morning.