坑爹的英文笑话，相信有人看了会笑

[canason]

What is twenty minus 1?

-- #19

good one!

 

[5321 3455565]

Haha

 

[快乐兔]

Test whether you're real Canadian:

You are a Canadian if:


• You know how to pronounce and spell Saskatchewan without blinking
• You put on shorts as soon as it hits plus 10, even if there is still snow around
• You know what a tuque is
• You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada
• You make a mental note to talk about it at work the next day
• You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing 'u's from labor, honor, and color
• You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers
• Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway
• You drive on a highway, not a freeway
• You know what a Robertson screwdriver is
• You understand the sentence, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine."
• You drink pop, not soda
• You love your fries with poutine
• You go to the washroom, not the restroom or bathroom
• Someone accidently stepped on your foot. You apologize.
• You stepped on someone's foot. You apologize, then apologize for making them apologize
• You have worn shorts and a parka at the same time
• "Eh" is a very important part of your vocabulary and you understand all the 1,000 different meanings of "eh", eh?

 

[让我拥抱你]

Test whether you're real Canadian if:

You are a Canadian if:


• You know how to pronounce and spell Saskatchewan without blinking
• You put on shorts as soon as it hits plus 10, even if there is still snow around
• You know what a tuque is
• You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada
• You make a mental note to talk about it at work the next day
• You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing 'u's from labor, honor, and color
• You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers
• Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway
• You drive on a highway, not a freeway
• You know what a Robertson screwdriver is
• You understand the sentence, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine."
• You drink pop, not soda
• You love your fries with poutine
• You go to the washroom, not the restroom or bathroom
• Someone accidently stepped on your foot. You apologize.
• You stepped on someone's foot. You apologize, then apologize for making them apologize
• You have worn shorts and a parka at the same time
• "Eh" is a very important part of your vocabulary and you understand all the 1,000 different meanings of "eh", eh?

eh， I am not a Canadian....:blowzy::blowzy::blowzy:

 

[格-格]

求教pop和soda的区别，完全不懂是不是一个东西

 

[格-格]

俺女儿看annoying orange，俺跟着听了点，之后，女儿开始以annoyingorange滴风格折磨俺了，一听knock knock 俺就害怕滴想哭，俺女儿就高兴滴大笑

 

[feige]

求教pop和soda的区别，完全不懂是不是一个东西

一个东西, 美国叫SODA, 加拿大叫POP.

哥猜的, 还从来没去过美国呢 ...

 

[让我拥抱你]

求教pop和soda的区别，完全不懂是不是一个东西

是不是美国叫soda，咱Canadian叫pop?

 

[精灵精灵]

Test whether you're real Canadian:

You are a Canadian if:


• You know how to pronounce and spell Saskatchewan without blinking
• You put on shorts as soon as it hits plus 10, even if there is still snow around
• You know what a tuque is
• You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada
• You make a mental note to talk about it at work the next day
• You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing 'u's from labor, honor, and color
• You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers
• Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway
• You drive on a highway, not a freeway
• You know what a Robertson screwdriver is
• You understand the sentence, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine."
• You drink pop, not soda
• You love your fries with poutine
• You go to the washroom, not the restroom or bathroom
• Someone accidently stepped on your foot. You apologize.
• You stepped on someone's foot. You apologize, then apologize for making them apologize
• You have worn shorts and a parka at the same time
• "Eh" is a very important part of your vocabulary and you understand all the 1,000 different meanings of "eh", eh?

偶很有自知之明的直接Fail掉偶自己，晚上拿LD来测试下，他基本也是个Fail的命

 

[让我拥抱你]

Test whether you're real Canadian:

You are a Canadian if:

• You know how to pronounce and spell Saskatchewan without blinking --- 看着写都会拼错，别说默写了。
• You put on shorts as soon as it hits plus 10, even if there is still snow around ---除非在屋子里，不然要等到20度才会
• You know what a tuque is ---这个是那种冬天护着耳朵的帽子吗？
• You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada --- 没有
• You make a mental note to talk about it at work the next day ---更没有
• You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing 'u's from labor, honor, and color ---没有，才明白区别，过去还以为word的spelling check搞错了呢，每次老提醒不对
• You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers ---这个有，好几个抽屉和兜里都有
• Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway ---才听说
• You drive on a highway, not a freeway ---这倒是真的
• You know what a Robertson screwdriver is ---不知道
• You understand the sentence, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine." ---这个明白
• You drink pop, not soda --- 这个是
• You love your fries with poutine ---非常，很喜欢
• You go to the washroom, not the restroom or bathroom ---这个是
• Someone accidently stepped on your foot. You apologize. --- 这个也是
• You stepped on someone's foot. You apologize, then apologize for making them apologize --- 这个也是
• You have worn shorts and a parka at the same time ---没有过
• "Eh" is a very important part of your vocabulary and you understand all the 1,000 different meanings of "eh", eh? --- 啊？啊？啊？噢

 

[老电影]

This is a joke.

 

[精灵精灵]

What is red and smells like blue paint?

-- red paint

这个偶最喜欢，哈哈。。。。偶笑点一向非常低:blowzy:

 

[rosehip]

Test whether you're real Canadian:

You are a Canadian if:


• You know how to pronounce and spell Saskatchewan without blinking
• You put on shorts as soon as it hits plus 10, even if there is still snow around
• You know what a tuque is
• You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada
• You make a mental note to talk about it at work the next day
• You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing 'u's from labor, honor, and color
• You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers
• Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway
• You drive on a highway, not a freeway
• You know what a Robertson screwdriver is
• You understand the sentence, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine."
• You drink pop, not soda
• You love your fries with poutine
• You go to the washroom, not the restroom or bathroom
• Someone accidently stepped on your foot. You apologize.
• You stepped on someone's foot. You apologize, then apologize for making them apologize
• You have worn shorts and a parka at the same time
• "Eh" is a very important part of your vocabulary and you understand all the 1,000 different meanings of "eh", eh?

偶记得以前一顾客来拿外卖，那些东西就刚好四十块钱，他给了六十块，我告诉他多了二十块，然后还给他，然后他一个劲的sorry sorry.

 

[让我拥抱你]

偶记得以前一顾客来拿外卖，那些东西就刚好四十块钱，他给了六十块，我告诉他多了二十块，然后还给他，然后他一个劲的sorry sorry.

哈哈哈，故意来泡玫瑰的吧。

 

[Jingle]

以前看这个的时候, 就是不知道tuque 是什么,专门查了才明白.

前两天和人聊天, 说到一个人是 " newfee" (不知道是不是这样拼), 我就觉得好熟悉的一个词啊,然后才想起来,也是canadian 特产, Newfoundlander.

Test whether you're real Canadian:



You are a Canadian if:





• You know how to pronounce and spell Saskatchewan without blinking

• You put on shorts as soon as it hits plus 10, even if there is still snow around

• You know what a tuque is

• You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada

• You make a mental note to talk about it at work the next day

• You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing 'u's from labor, honor, and color

• You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers

• Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway

• You drive on a highway, not a freeway

• You know what a Robertson screwdriver is

• You understand the sentence, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine."

• You drink pop, not soda

• You love your fries with poutine

• You go to the washroom, not the restroom or bathroom

• Someone accidently stepped on your foot. You apologize.

• You stepped on someone's foot. You apologize, then apologize for making them apologize

• You have worn shorts and a parka at the same time

• "Eh" is a very important part of your vocabulary and you understand all the 1,000 different meanings of "eh", eh?