现年29岁的北朝鲜最高领导人金正恩同志正式当选为“洋葱网杯2012年在世的最性感男人”。“他是世上罕有的，能够集可爱与霸气于一身的男人。”
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Kim Jong-Un Named The Onion's Sexiest Man Alive For 2012
The Onion is proud to announce that North Korean supreme leader Kim Jong-un, 29, has officially been named the newspaper’s Sexiest Man Alive for the year 2012.
With his devastatingly handsome, round face, his boyish charm, and his strong, sturdy frame, this Pyongyang-bred heartthrob is every woman’s dream come true. Blessed with an air of power that masks an unmistakable cute, cuddly side, Kim made this newspaper’s editorial board swoon with his impeccable fashion sense, chic short hairstyle, and, of course, that famous smile.
“He has that rare ability to somehow be completely adorable and completely macho at the same time,” Onion Style and Entertainment editor Marissa Blake-Zweibel said. “And that’s the quality that makes him the sort of man women want, and men want to be. He’s a real hunk with real intensity who also knows how to cut loose and let his hair down.”
Added Blake-Zweibel, “Ri Sol-ju is one lucky lady, that’s for sure!”
The Onion is proud to announce that North Korean supreme leader Kim Jong-un, 29, has officially been named the newspaper’s Sexiest Man Alive for the year 2012.
With his devastatingly handsome, round face, his boyish charm, and his strong, sturdy frame, this Pyongyang-bred heartthrob is every woman’s dream come true. Blessed with an air of power that masks an unmistakable cute, cuddly side, Kim made this newspaper’s editorial board swoon with his impeccable fashion sense, chic short hairstyle, and, of course, that famous smile.
“He has that rare ability to somehow be completely adorable and completely macho at the same time,” Onion Style and Entertainment editor Marissa Blake-Zweibel said. “And that’s the quality that makes him the sort of man women want, and men want to be. He’s a real hunk with real intensity who also knows how to cut loose and let his hair down.”
Added Blake-Zweibel, “Ri Sol-ju is one lucky lady, that’s for sure!”
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美国洋葱网近日公布榜单，现年29岁的北朝鲜最高领导人金正恩同志正式当选为“洋葱网杯2012年在世的最性感男人”。“他是世上罕有的，能够集可爱与霸气于一身的男人。”洋葱网时装与娱乐编辑Marissa Blake-Zweibel 说：“正是这种气质使得他成为女人最爱男人偶像一样的男人。他是一位真正的勇士，他知道该如何剪短发却仍旧秀发飞扬，散发出强烈的人格魅力。”又补充道：“李雪主真是太狗屎运了！”
“他有一种致命地吸引力，圆圆的小脸蛋散发着男孩子的吸引力。他那完美的身材强壮而结实，满含着平壤本土的柔情似水，令万千女性为之倾倒。天赋神权的金正恩同志毫无疑问令人沉醉，可爱滴让人想要紧紧地拥抱在怀中。看他那别致的小短发，当然还有那著名的微笑。”洋葱网的编辑部被金正恩同志的时尚旋风吹得晕头转向神魂颠倒意乱情迷。
洋葱网是美国一家提供讽刺新闻的组织。它以报道讽刺性文章为特色，文章内容涉及国内外以及当地的消息，在它的旗下还有娱乐性的报纸和网站。由该组织所提供的新闻是对时事的评论，而这些时事既有真实的也有虚构的。
“他有一种致命地吸引力，圆圆的小脸蛋散发着男孩子的吸引力。他那完美的身材强壮而结实，满含着平壤本土的柔情似水，令万千女性为之倾倒。天赋神权的金正恩同志毫无疑问令人沉醉，可爱滴让人想要紧紧地拥抱在怀中。看他那别致的小短发，当然还有那著名的微笑。”洋葱网的编辑部被金正恩同志的时尚旋风吹得晕头转向神魂颠倒意乱情迷。
洋葱网是美国一家提供讽刺新闻的组织。它以报道讽刺性文章为特色，文章内容涉及国内外以及当地的消息，在它的旗下还有娱乐性的报纸和网站。由该组织所提供的新闻是对时事的评论，而这些时事既有真实的也有虚构的。
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