fox and rabbit

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A fox was chasing a rabbit for dinner. Just before the fox delivered the strangling bite... a fairy appeared to them and granted the fox and the rabbit three wishes each.
"The wishes will come true as soon as you utter them" the fairy explained.

The fox went first:"I wish all the foxes in this forest were female"

Rabbit followed: "I want a motorcycle"

Fox: "I wish all the foxes in this country were female".

Rabbit: "I want a helmet".

Fox was amazed at how the rabbit was wasting his wishes... licked his chops and said.

Fox: "I wish all the foxes in THE WHOLE WORLD were female."

Rabbit put on the helmet, got on his bike and said:
"I wish Fox here was gay"

VRRROOOOM.
 
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