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New Year’s annihilation: Why the world is going to end in 2015
Rob Waugh for Metro.co.ukWednesday 31 Dec 2014 5:08 pm
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This is an accurate visual representation of what Jesus plans for us all this September. Or not (Picture: Giphy)
Last time, a bunch of hippy maniacs wearing hand-knitted lentil sandals patiently awaited the end of the world in 2012, only to have to pack up their tie-dyed tents and tramp home when it didn’t happen.
This time, it’s loopy Christians.
On September 15 2015, various bug-eyed believers predict that Jesus is coming – and he’ll kill us all!
The reason is a series of eclipses in recent years, where the sky has turned a reddish colour (never mind the fact this happens during most eclipses, this is PROPHECY!)
Pastor John Hagee seized on these to predict that time was nearly up for the human race in 2007 – with many swivel-eyed nutcases now asserting that the world will end to coincide with an eclipse on September 15 next year.
Most normal Christians concur with the scientific community on this one – it’s pure, unadulterated hogwash.
Still, maybe best not to start anything you won’t be able to finish in the first months of next year, like really big jigsaws.
The Book of Joel says, ‘The sun will turn into darkness, and the moon into blood, before the great and terrible day of the Lord comes!’
Conclusive, huh?
Hence, Pastor Agee wibbles, the ‘blood moon’ heralds the Second Coming of Jesus, and thus (of course) the end of the world.
Need more info? The following video contains lots, plus a healthy dash of raw insanity.
Rob Waugh for Metro.co.ukWednesday 31 Dec 2014 5:08 pm
136
This is an accurate visual representation of what Jesus plans for us all this September. Or not (Picture: Giphy)
Last time, a bunch of hippy maniacs wearing hand-knitted lentil sandals patiently awaited the end of the world in 2012, only to have to pack up their tie-dyed tents and tramp home when it didn’t happen.
This time, it’s loopy Christians.
On September 15 2015, various bug-eyed believers predict that Jesus is coming – and he’ll kill us all!
The reason is a series of eclipses in recent years, where the sky has turned a reddish colour (never mind the fact this happens during most eclipses, this is PROPHECY!)
Pastor John Hagee seized on these to predict that time was nearly up for the human race in 2007 – with many swivel-eyed nutcases now asserting that the world will end to coincide with an eclipse on September 15 next year.
Most normal Christians concur with the scientific community on this one – it’s pure, unadulterated hogwash.
Still, maybe best not to start anything you won’t be able to finish in the first months of next year, like really big jigsaws.
The Book of Joel says, ‘The sun will turn into darkness, and the moon into blood, before the great and terrible day of the Lord comes!’
Conclusive, huh?
Hence, Pastor Agee wibbles, the ‘blood moon’ heralds the Second Coming of Jesus, and thus (of course) the end of the world.
Need more info? The following video contains lots, plus a healthy dash of raw insanity.
