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<HTML>Some years ago, a sultan was becoming disappointed as he had six children,all girls, and therefore had no son and heir. Imagine his joy when one of his wives finally presented him with his only son and heir.

Just before his son's sixth birthday, the Sultan took him to one side
and said, "Son, I am very proud of you. Anything you want, I shall get
for you."

His son replied, "Daddy, I would like to have my own airplane." Not
wanting to do anything halfway, his father bought him American Airlines.

Just before his son's seventh birthday, the Sultan took him to one side."Son, you are my pride and joy. Anything you want, I shall get for you."

His son replied, "Daddy, I would like a boat." Not wanting to do
anything halfway, his father bought him The Princess Cruise Lines.

Just before his son's eighth birthday, the Sultan took him to one side."Son, you bring so much happiness into my life. Anything you want, I shall get for you."

His son replied, "Daddy, I would like to be able to watch cartoons." Not wanting to do anything halfway, his father bought him Disney Studios and their theaters, where he watched all his favorite cartoons.

Just before his son's ninth birthday, the Sultan took him to one side.
"Son, you are an inspiration to us all. Anything you want, I shall get
for you."

His son, who had really gotten into the Disney cartoons, replied,
"Daddy, I would like a Mickey Mouse outfit." Not wanting to do anything halfway, his father bought him Nortel
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<HTML>哈哈哈!!!

NORTEL CUTS 20,000 MORE JOBS TODAY. WHAT A MICKEY MOUSE OF $8 CAN.</HTML>
 
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Nortel 象一个小丑

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