史上最BT的中国式英语

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好孩子,用功学习i ng ~
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> >good good study,day day up
  > >好好学习,天天向上
  > >
  > >horse horse tiger tiger
  > >马马虎虎
  > >
  > >go and look!
  > >走着瞧
  > >
  > >go to head
  > >去个头
  > >
  > >give you some color see see
  > >给你点颜色看看
  > >
  > >how are you?
  > >怎么是你?
  > >
  > >how old are you?
  > >怎么老是你?!
  > >
  > >where,where
  > >哪里,哪里
  > >
  > >I GIVE YOU FACE YOU DONT GIVE ME FACE,
  > >I TURN MY FACE YOU LOST YOUR FACE!
  > >我给你脸你不要脸,我会翻脸你真丢脸!
  > >
  > >红颜知己--red face konw me
  > >
  > >PEOPLE MOUNTAIN PEOPLE SEA
  > >人山人海
  > >
  > >we are one home people
  > >我们是一家人
  > >
  > >Do early **** every day!
  > >每天都做早操
  > >
  > >you have painting hurry say, you have ass hurry fart!
  > >有话快说,有屁快放!
  > >
  > >**** DO COMPUTER!
  > >操作电脑
  > >
  > >WATCH SISTER
  > >表妹
  > >
  > >You talk like breaking the wind!!!
  > >你说话像放屁一样!!!
  > >
  > >we are brothers who and who
  > >咱哥俩,谁跟谁啊,
  > >
  > >f**king good 干得好
  > >
  > >I think do **** you look good mother?
  > >我想做操,你看着好吗?
  > >
  > >no door
  > >没门儿
  > >
  > >干货-**** good
  > >
  > >you want money,i have no
  > >you want life,i have one
  > >要钱没有,要命一条~~
  > >
  > >no nessaryy old three old four.
  > >不要老三老四
  > >
  > >High High Sex Sex go big Year!!!
  > >高高兴兴过大年!!
  > >
  > >this killer is not very cool
  > >这个杀手不太冷
  > >
  > >Who the king is ****ing is the son of the king has ****ed
  > >金正日是金日成的儿子
  > >
  > >甲:People mountain people sea!
  > >师:小case,“人山人海“!
  > >乙:I Feel it difficult to pass。
  > >师:哼,“我感到很难过”
  > >丙:Good good study,day day up!
  > >师:“好好学习,天天向上”
  > >丁:Three heart two meaning!
  > >师:简单,“三心二意“!
  > >戊:Look through autumn water!
  > >师:难不倒我,“望穿秋水“! 己:Red face know me?
  > >师:太简单啦――“红颜知己”!
  > >庚:Horse-horse-tiger-tiger呢?
  > >师:嗨,“马马虎虎”呗!
  > >辛:We are brother,who and who!
  > >师:“咱哥俩儿谁跟谁啊”!
  > >壬:But I‘m not care three seven twenty-one
  > >师:“我不管三七二十一就……”
  > >癸:老师,这个你一定不知道:Blue who say and the who’s!
  > >师:???嗯……这个……我想……(过了十分钟)……真的被你们考倒了……这句是 到底什么意思啊?
  > >癸(很得意地):哈!不就是“不入虎穴焉得虎子“吗!!
 
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