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Consciousness

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修改了一下。:D
[music]http://chat.carleton.ca/~yliu2/italy_fast.mp3[/music]

One day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel,in the morning I go down to eat a
breakfast. I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast .she brings me
only one piece. I tell her "I wanna two pieces". She say "Go to the toilet". I
say "you don't understand, I wanna two pieces on my plate". She say to me: "you
better not piss on the plate, you son of a bitch". I do not even know this lady
and she call me son of a bitch!!

Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings me a Spoon and a
knief but no fock. I tell her "I wanna a fock" and she tella me : "everyone
wanna ****". I tella her " you don't undertsand me...I wanna fock on the
table". She say : "you better not **** on the table you son of a bitch."

So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. I call
the manager and tell him "I wanna a sheet". he tell me to Go the toilet. I
say "you don't understand I wanna a sheet on my bed". He say:"you better not
shit on the bed, you son of a bitch".

I go to the Check out and the man at the desk said " peace on you".and I say
" Piss on you too, you son of a bitch". I'm gonna back to Italy!
 
原版的:[music]http://bao.uline.net/temp/italy.mp3[/music]
 
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