哎... 有人在爱嘛, 咱就随便灌点儿...

题杏
红杏一枝生墙边,过往行人皆得见。
聊借宋江杀惜事,警尔小杏在窗前。
 
少年时
朝三暮四少年时,个中欢乐唯自知。
金樽有酒邀明月,明月有约空费思。
因果随缘命中定,鸭生鸭子驴不俊!
纵然伤心有好处,戒掉好色一毛病!
 
Me and a girl from S#x Education
Got a room in Motel 6 for our presentation.
Hurried in the room for our love's consummation
Ended up, somehow, on the way to anal destruction.

Surprised, she denied me of further penetration.
Which led to a 50-sec light speed masturbation.
Reloaded ammunition with better protection,
Got her shivering with my oral persuasion.

Gained permission, into position,
Ready for my trip to the final destination.
No distraction, total concentration,
Even I was amazed at my own retention.

She cried tears of pain, to my irritation
She said s#x has got too much beautification.
As compensation, I gave her pure adulation.
She finally relaxed starts to enjoying the situation.

Zero accident rate for the duration,
I collapsed on her notes of laudation.
She climbed on top, happy with god’s creation.
Not really minding the futile attempts of a simple repetition.

In summation
With a little reiteration,
Given your undivided attention.
This, has been my first close encounter, in one hundred percent fiction.
 
最后总结:

京华倦客同志是位有极高的幼儿诗歌天赋的同志. 如果肯继续努力, 有望成为"我在马路边..."作者之后的又一中华名人!
 
做事情要选好场地... 最好是固定的...
 
临江仙
欲竭小泉怪石边,滴答声稀水甜。残叶一飘斜阳冷。仰望蓝蓝月,几片彩云间。
悄然俏立老菊前,心事每起波澜。鹦哥齐黯白猴走。对镜轻轻语,眼中泪流连。
 
午夜燕歌
寒来午夜幽梦徊,拥被煮酒歌<<散之>>。
凄凄易水方送罢,醒在图穷匕见时!
 
还是通俗的好听...



人类足迹遍全球,未知生物尚或有。
勾心斗角过一世,怎如雪山大白猴?
 
乱世空城
金吾夜无衙役行,青楼花街梦客清。
步入世家乱桌椅,方知全城避刀兵。
 
诗兴每来有此恨,古人做绝不义事!
唐诗百万何其多?却叫后辈怎操歌?
无怪世人恋俗调,爱来爱去难为听。
邦兴何日如昔时,共候天降文曲星。
 
海洋之大逾陆地,大江大河腹中吸。
不见青藏高原上,冰川逢春泪几滴。
 
招老婆啦, 大的小的都要...


隐志明
诗仙之句甚无理,平虏岂可罢远征?
只有帝王贪心减,万户才能做和声。
戍边之军言防侵,夷人土王心残!
掠敌之地曰统一,杀生怎算善言!
人人平等福社会,贼来我跑好汉?
愿携一锄三味种,大漠深山种田。
还需内子一名,否则光腚难看。
 
木兰花----赠弥
夜既幽幽思幽幽,明明有女却难逑。乱夜无眠方五更,目瞪东窗泪暗流。
若有痴心若有恨,端的扪心难自问。明朝纵马他处去,一声抱歉两根针。
 
菜鸟作:


临江仙
稳坐电脑桌前椅,网络声色文娱。一见投缘不停书,三更早敲过,还道二更初。
心系旧识难为梦,当初初入江湖。恍惚竟回老街上,方见哥门儿们,金鸡啼晓
唱。
 
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御街行
有鸟林中啾啾闹,夏夜短,幽梦碎。茅屋腹庙皆一空,如今食它双翼。欲效愁
叹,怎知会是,无事可愁起。
出山便遇情之最。为倾倒,为挥泪。童心泯灭怨相侵,七情六欲五味。人间诸
事,目下方知,何故仙人避。
 
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