Trump will say
Let me tell you, folks, Canada’s fighting back against these tremendous, absolutely fantastic U.S. tariffs—and they think they’re tough, right? Wrong! They’re hitting us with their little 25% tariffs, $155 billion worth, on our great American goods—orange juice, beer, motorcycles, you name it. Sad! They’ve got Trudeau up there, saying, “We’re not backing down!” Like he’s some big shot. Please. I put a beautiful 25% tariff on their stuff—energy’s only 10%, because I’m generous, folks, very generous—and they’re crying about it.
They’re pulling Kentucky bourbon off the shelves—disgraceful! Targeting red states, thinking they’re so smart. They’re not. I’ve got the best trade deals, nobody does it better, and Canada? They need us more than we need them—big league. Their economy’s a mess without our tremendous American market. They’re talking about Tesla, 100% tariffs—Elon’s a genius, by the way, loves me—but we’ll see who blinks first. Believe me, it won’t be us. We’re winning, folks, and Canada’s just playing catch-up. Pathetic!