宣布 - 我只爱处女！
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送你一句话：气急败坏。我没说非处女有多麽不好，只是说我爱处女，并且说了我的理由。你不同意可以，别骂人啊。难道我连找一个处女作老婆的资格都没有？如果你不是处女了，怕你现任男朋友看了我的文章后不理你，我对不起。
我是处男我自豪，这没什麽心理不平衡的。我知道在某一个地方，有一个纯洁的女孩在等我。
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白痴二字让人给说烂了, 就送你: 沙文猪. 另外也告诉你一声, 别太小瞧女人了, 尤其是处女. 翻脸跟翻书一般快的大有人在. 还有的情愿失身给自己也不愿意给男人. 不是没有道理的.
乱七八糟. 哪个男的就一定能保证自己不出墙? 什么玩意儿?! 还有脸搞个狗屁概率!!!
你丫挑母猪呢? 你就能确保你没毛病么? 我看你就有病.
谁让你丫没事到处嚷嚷了?? 这事能大声说嘛? 你不喊人家又能茶余饭后唠你家床上的事么?! MD这种人就欠!
活该你到现在还是处男, 丫就一心理不平衡.
群体鄙视你!!
送你一句话：气急败坏。我没说非处女有多麽不好，只是说我爱处女，并且说了我的理由。你不同意可以，别骂人啊。难道我连找一个处女作老婆的资格都没有？如果你不是处女了，怕你现任男朋友看了我的文章后不理你，我对不起。
我是处男我自豪，这没什麽心理不平衡的。我知道在某一个地方，有一个纯洁的女孩在等我。
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That's daddy baby
Little sleepy head
Yesterday I changed your diaper, wiped you and powdered you.
How did you get so big, can't believe it, now your two
Baby your so precious, daddy's so proud of you
SIT DOWN, BITCH, IF YOU MOVE AGAIN I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OFYOU..
Kim: OK!!
Eminem: (Kim screaming) Don't make me wake this baby, she don'tneed to see
what I’m about to do
Quit crying bitch, why do you always make me shout at you
How could you?...just leave me and love him out the blue
Kim: (crying)
Eminem: Oh, what's a matter Kim....am I too loud for you?? (Kimscreaming)
Too bad bitch, your gonna finally hear me out this time
At first, I’m like all right, you wanna throw me out, that'sfine.
But not for him to take my place, are you out you're mind?
This couch, this tv, this whole house is mine.
How could you let him sleep in our bed?
Look it Kim, Look at your husband now,(kim: NOOO) I said look athim!!!
He ain't so hot now is he? Little punk.
Kim: Why are you doing this?
Eminem: Shut the **** up!!!
Kim: You're drunk, You're never going to get away at this..
Eminem: You think I give a ****!
Come on..we're going’ for a ride bitch,(Kim: NOOOO) sit upfront.
Kim: why can't we just leave Haley alone....what if she wakesup?
Eminem: We'll be right back......Well I will, you'll be in thetrunk.
Chorus 2x
SO LONG
BITCH YOU DID ME SO WRONG
I DON'T WANNA GO ON
LIVIN' IN THIS WORLD WITHOUT YOU
Eminem: You really ****ed me Kim,
You really did a number on me,
Never knew me cheatin' on you would come back to hunt me.
But we was kids then Kim, I was only 18!
That was years ago, I thought we wiped the slate clean
That's ****ed up!!
Kim: I LOVE YOU.
Eminem: OH GOD MY BRAIN IS RACIN!
Kim: I LOVE YOU.
Eminem: What are you doing, change the station......I HATE thissong! Does
this look like a big joke?
Kim: NO......
Eminem: * There’s a 4 year old boy lyin’ dead with a slitthroat.....in your
living room.....HA HA........What you think I'm kiddin’ you
(crying) You loved him didn't you?
Kim: NO
Eminem: BULLSHIT YOU BITCH DON'T ****ING LIE
TO ME.....(honk, honk)....What the ****'s this guy's problem onthe side of
me?......**** YOU ASSHOLE, YEAH BITE ME........KIM,KIIIM....whydon't you
like
me?.....you think I’m ugly don't you.
Kim: IT’S NOT THAT
Eminem: no you think I’m ugly,
get the **** away from me, don't touch me.....I HATE YOU...I HATEYOU...I
SWEAR
TO GOD I HATE YOU....OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU .....HOW THE **** COULDYOU DO
THIS TO
ME (Kim: sorry) HOW THE **** COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!
Chorus2x
SO LONG
BITCH YOU DID ME SO WRONG
I DON'T WANNA GO ON
LIVIN' IN THIS WORLD WITHOUT YOU
Eminem: Come on get out.
Kim: I can't I'm scared.
Eminem: I said get out bitch!
Kim: Let go of my hair....please don't do this baby...please...Ilove
you...look we
can just take Haley and leave
Eminem: **** YOU!....YOU DID THIS TO US...YOU DID IT...IT'S YOURFAULT.
Oh my god i'm crackin up , GET A GRIP MARSHALL!!!!
Hey member the time we went to Brian's party?
And you were like so drunk that you threw up all over Archie.
That was funny wasn't it?
Kim: yes..
Eminem: THAT WAS FUNNY WASN'T IT?!!
Kim: YES!!
Eminem: See, it all makes sense, doesn't it? You and your husbandhad a
fight
One of you tries to grab a knife, and during the struggle heaccidentally
gets his Adams apple sliced....And while this is goin’ on...hisson just
woke up, and he just walks in...She panics...and he gets histhroat cut, So
now they both dead....and you slash your own throat, So now it'sdouble
homicide and suicide with no note, I should have known betterwhen you
started to act weird, We could've.......HEY! where ya goin....getback
here!!! You can't run from me Kim....It's just us...Nobody else!You're only
makin’ this harder on yourself
HA HA....GOTCHA!!!! (Kim screams)HHHAA.......GO AHEAD YELL
HERE ILL SCREAM WITCHA......AH SOMEBODY HELP!!!
Don't you get it bitch, no one can hear you? ...Now shut the ****up and get
what's comin to you......You were supposed to love me!!!!! (kim
choking).....NOW BLEED BITCH BLEED....BLEED BITCHBLEED...BLEEEEEED!!!!
Chorus 2x
SO LONG..
BITCH YOU DID ME SO WRONG..
I DON'T WANNA GO ON..
LIVIN' IN THIS WORLD WITHOUT YOU..
Little sleepy head
Yesterday I changed your diaper, wiped you and powdered you.
How did you get so big, can't believe it, now your two
Baby your so precious, daddy's so proud of you
SIT DOWN, BITCH, IF YOU MOVE AGAIN I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OFYOU..
Kim: OK!!
Eminem: (Kim screaming) Don't make me wake this baby, she don'tneed to see
what I’m about to do
Quit crying bitch, why do you always make me shout at you
How could you?...just leave me and love him out the blue
Kim: (crying)
Eminem: Oh, what's a matter Kim....am I too loud for you?? (Kimscreaming)
Too bad bitch, your gonna finally hear me out this time
At first, I’m like all right, you wanna throw me out, that'sfine.
But not for him to take my place, are you out you're mind?
This couch, this tv, this whole house is mine.
How could you let him sleep in our bed?
Look it Kim, Look at your husband now,(kim: NOOO) I said look athim!!!
He ain't so hot now is he? Little punk.
Kim: Why are you doing this?
Eminem: Shut the **** up!!!
Kim: You're drunk, You're never going to get away at this..
Eminem: You think I give a ****!
Come on..we're going’ for a ride bitch,(Kim: NOOOO) sit upfront.
Kim: why can't we just leave Haley alone....what if she wakesup?
Eminem: We'll be right back......Well I will, you'll be in thetrunk.
Chorus 2x
SO LONG
BITCH YOU DID ME SO WRONG
I DON'T WANNA GO ON
LIVIN' IN THIS WORLD WITHOUT YOU
Eminem: You really ****ed me Kim,
You really did a number on me,
Never knew me cheatin' on you would come back to hunt me.
But we was kids then Kim, I was only 18!
That was years ago, I thought we wiped the slate clean
That's ****ed up!!
Kim: I LOVE YOU.
Eminem: OH GOD MY BRAIN IS RACIN!
Kim: I LOVE YOU.
Eminem: What are you doing, change the station......I HATE thissong! Does
this look like a big joke?
Kim: NO......
Eminem: * There’s a 4 year old boy lyin’ dead with a slitthroat.....in your
living room.....HA HA........What you think I'm kiddin’ you
(crying) You loved him didn't you?
Kim: NO
Eminem: BULLSHIT YOU BITCH DON'T ****ING LIE
TO ME.....(honk, honk)....What the ****'s this guy's problem onthe side of
me?......**** YOU ASSHOLE, YEAH BITE ME........KIM,KIIIM....whydon't you
like
me?.....you think I’m ugly don't you.
Kim: IT’S NOT THAT
Eminem: no you think I’m ugly,
get the **** away from me, don't touch me.....I HATE YOU...I HATEYOU...I
SWEAR
TO GOD I HATE YOU....OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU .....HOW THE **** COULDYOU DO
THIS TO
ME (Kim: sorry) HOW THE **** COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!
Chorus2x
SO LONG
BITCH YOU DID ME SO WRONG
I DON'T WANNA GO ON
LIVIN' IN THIS WORLD WITHOUT YOU
Eminem: Come on get out.
Kim: I can't I'm scared.
Eminem: I said get out bitch!
Kim: Let go of my hair....please don't do this baby...please...Ilove
you...look we
can just take Haley and leave
Eminem: **** YOU!....YOU DID THIS TO US...YOU DID IT...IT'S YOURFAULT.
Oh my god i'm crackin up , GET A GRIP MARSHALL!!!!
Hey member the time we went to Brian's party?
And you were like so drunk that you threw up all over Archie.
That was funny wasn't it?
Kim: yes..
Eminem: THAT WAS FUNNY WASN'T IT?!!
Kim: YES!!
Eminem: See, it all makes sense, doesn't it? You and your husbandhad a
fight
One of you tries to grab a knife, and during the struggle heaccidentally
gets his Adams apple sliced....And while this is goin’ on...hisson just
woke up, and he just walks in...She panics...and he gets histhroat cut, So
now they both dead....and you slash your own throat, So now it'sdouble
homicide and suicide with no note, I should have known betterwhen you
started to act weird, We could've.......HEY! where ya goin....getback
here!!! You can't run from me Kim....It's just us...Nobody else!You're only
makin’ this harder on yourself
HA HA....GOTCHA!!!! (Kim screams)HHHAA.......GO AHEAD YELL
HERE ILL SCREAM WITCHA......AH SOMEBODY HELP!!!
Don't you get it bitch, no one can hear you? ...Now shut the ****up and get
what's comin to you......You were supposed to love me!!!!! (kim
choking).....NOW BLEED BITCH BLEED....BLEED BITCHBLEED...BLEEEEEED!!!!
Chorus 2x
SO LONG..
BITCH YOU DID ME SO WRONG..
I DON'T WANNA GO ON..
LIVIN' IN THIS WORLD WITHOUT YOU..
我是白痴又如何，没什麽。
二手车和新车的差别是，二手车不需要磨合，如果前一个车主是个高手，磨合的好，你可以尽情享受它放纵的个性，但是你永远不知道它以前发生过什麽，将来会因此发生什麽。新车需要磨合，耐心。但是你知道它的过去，而且是按照你的个性磨合的。我不讳言我喜欢新车。
有人说我不尊重女性，我不认为。尊重在心里，不在外表。有个哥们说得好：“我嘴上彬彬有礼，是为了她的好感，然后和她上床。但是我不能已开始就说要和她上床，那样就上不了床”。 大多数男人不过如此，我也不见得比他们更龌龊，虽然他们比我温文尔雅。
窃以为，我比那些操了无数女人，嘴里嚷着“妇女解放，处不处女无所谓”，私下里却极想找个处女作老婆的男人好很多。
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