最初由 badgrant 发布
"F.u.c.k. Her Gently"
--Tenacious D
This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to f.u.c.k. her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And f.u.c.k.in give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna f.u.c.k. you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's f.u.c.k.in teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll f.u.c.k.in f.u.c.k. you discreetly
And then I'll f.u.c.k.ing bone you completely
But then I'm gonna f.u.c.k. you hard
Hard
