make up an furiously angry pose right in front of your damn TV
scream crazily in your maximum capacity: get da fook up now you stupid damn bastard, i wont say this twice... god damn it... get da fook up now you stupid damn bastard!
slap your TV, kick its ass, whip it with its own power line like 8979801723048718094710239874 timez
if still not working
call da police