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1 Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand;
2 Be Sexuality immidiately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night;
3 There are a number of mechnical devices which increasse sexual arousal , particularly in women . Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL;
4 Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
5 Sex is one fo the nine reasons for incarnation, the other eight are unimportant;
6 Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationship
7 Hockey is a sport for white men , Basketball is a sport for black men, Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
8 My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
9 Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives. but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is .
10 an yes ,vivorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet
11 Women need a reason to have sex, Men just need a place;
12 According to a new survey, Women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do underdressing in front of other women . They say that women too judgemental where of course, men are just grateful.
2 Be Sexuality immidiately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night;
3 There are a number of mechnical devices which increasse sexual arousal , particularly in women . Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL;
4 Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
5 Sex is one fo the nine reasons for incarnation, the other eight are unimportant;
6 Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationship
7 Hockey is a sport for white men , Basketball is a sport for black men, Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
8 My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
9 Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives. but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is .
10 an yes ,vivorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet
11 Women need a reason to have sex, Men just need a place;
12 According to a new survey, Women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do underdressing in front of other women . They say that women too judgemental where of course, men are just grateful.
