全球最好笑的笑话

[dropinto]

神探福尔摩斯与华生去露营，两人在繁星之下扎营睡觉。睡至半夜，福尔摩斯突然摇醒华生，问他：“华生，你看这繁星点点，作何感想？”

华生答：“我看见无数星光，当中可能有些像地球一样，如果真的有跟地球一样，也许会有生命存在。”“华生，你这蠢才”福尔摩斯说：“有人偷了我们的帐篷……”

 

[Blue]

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[sinoquebec001]

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[coffeecup]

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[shusheng]

这个是Laughlab（http://www.laughlab.co.uk/summary.html）评出来的第二好笑的笑话。第一好笑的是这样的。

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?"

 

[AmazingGrace]

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