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Let me do a detail analysis:
"Hello, I am Martin, 30 year old, born in Montreal in 1972, 6 foot and 200 pounds, blue eyes. "
I do not think weight is a problem here. Blue eyes are pretty too.
"And I love sports, for example, biking, skiing, ping-pong and I like to go to theater too. "
Almost everybody loves sports and likes theaters. This is nonsense.
"The woman I like is a slim Chinese female."
A slim Chinese female could serve him better, because he himself is heavy, thus dumsy.
"And it is very important that she love life because life is beautiful that is my philosophy."
This is pure nonsence. If he or she had not loved life, he or she should have died long time ago. But this kind of sentences is very common in lover-seeking ads now to show off that he or she is so special.
"I have one boy, 10 years old. He is a very very good boy and very polite, and he live with his mother together, I see him biweekly."
This could be a good thing, he may not ask his partner to produce another one, since some selfish women do not like to produce children.
"I am studying Car Mechanics now, I will finish the course in 2003 September. Before this, I studied business and other subjects at University of Ottawa, like psychology and science religion. "
A partial loser, most likely, he could not find a job in fields of business, psychology or science religion, etc. If he is lucky this time, he will be working in a garage, a good profession though, in term of money.
"But I like my new subject."
A man changes wives just like changing subjects. Car Mechanics is his 4th subject, but he is looking for the 2nd (not sure) wife now. Be careful!
"I discover I was a manual man."
My GOD, can you imagine he cannot make love without reading a manual?
"My goal in life is to be happy and I like Chinese food and Indian food and Canadian food, too. I don’t watch TV too much but I like information program like National Geography and the news etc.
That is me. Life is very good."
He is trying to say he is still alive and, ironically, he does not like nonsence either.
Anything else or different opinions?
