【★献给所有考过和要考CAEL的朋友~(阿布恶搞版)图多~原创~★】

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本来是个人space上的文章,给大家分享一下~其实cael并没有那么难,只要努力!一定可以过的~

让我们记住吧:CAEL=Chinese Against English Language

这是一个很长的故事,从哪讲起呢? 恩...让我想想~~

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那是2005年的九月,我们开着飞机来到加拿大:

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连窗外的乌鸦都在向我们问好

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刚来的时候觉得好新鲜

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还有来自世界各地的生物品种

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哦也~这就是加拿大~

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但是很快我们就发现:
情况并不是想象中那么好

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因为时常听见这样的对白:

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还要上课

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还有CAEL!!!!

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你知道吗?听说CAEL很难的!

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啊!?有多难啊?

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你没听说过东东语录吗?

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对CAEL他只说过一句:..........

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他参加了12月的考试~
抱着必胜的心态

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这是出来以后的表情:

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后来成绩出来了--

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为什么不让我过!!!!!

就不让你过!就不让你过!就不.........

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于是决定再考一次,开始虚心求教--

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告诉我,这次考什么~

不知道啊,反正肯定不是Bats

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结果......

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又是bats啊!555555~~~~
 
他决定再次奋发图强,不懂音标就用中文

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这期间他还看上一mm

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可惜...

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想捏捏...

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还想...

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结果被当成色狼..

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还不是一般的惨..

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为什么不爱我!???

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真的受伤了,他开始思考人生的意义

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结果发现自己有两面性..

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有一面比较女生,比如说:
爱吃雪糕

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逐渐发展到什么都吃...

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而且还可以吃很多...

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然而他觉得不能这样下去了~

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小样,不让爷爷过?爷爷偏要过!

于是准备819的考试,放弃了708
谁知........


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"你们知道吗?这次又考Bats啊~好简单~"

不是吧?还来!

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老天一定在玩我!想逃避
我是狗熊,我是狗熊....

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看不到我,看不到我....

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可是有什么用呢?世界就是变态~

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卡尔顿的语言主管们,你知道吗?我做人是有宗旨(中指)的~
?∩?(???)?∩?

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那就是消灭你...挖哈哈哈.....
燃烧瓶?

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飞蛋?

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哥斯拉?

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不可思议的世界啊~
哎~

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不过迟早有一天
我,一定会成功的~要努力了~

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大家再见!
 
呵呵~主要是比较写实,相信很多人都有同感~
 
阅。。。哈哈
 
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