排队加声望…规则很简单:互加,结果很可观:同涨

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."

The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful
so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you."​
 
zt. :)我朋友的一件真事:朋友一次到东京玩,在一个高级大厦的电梯里看到一个金发碧眼穿着暴露的女郎走了进来。我这位朋友就小声问旁边的朋友:“这是不是鸡啊?”谁料那个女郎猛的一回头用标准的京片子说:你丫说谁呢?小样儿!找抽吧?”
 
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