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  • A man was walking down the street when he was approached by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

    The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, “If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?”

    “No, I had to stop drinking years ago,” the homeless man replied.

    “Will you spend this on green fees at a golf course instead of food?” the man asked.

    “Are you NUTS!” replied the homeless man. “I haven’t played golf in 20 years!”

    “Well,” said the man, “I’m not going to give you money. Instead, I’m going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife.”

    The homeless man was astounded. “Won’t your wife be furious with you for doing that?

    The man replied, “That’s okay. It’s important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking and golf!”
     

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    你再笑几声我们就知道你是谁了。
     

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    :( 我们也是,还好冰箱里还有一包汤圆,权当过节。
     
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