排队加声望…规则很简单:互加,结果很可观:同涨
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1）close window、preview、browser、blak screen；
（2）object-oriented、cross-platform operation，find application program interface,API；
（3）varible、enumeration、debug、object embeding and linking、plug and play、compatible、inline ；
（4）dynamic linking、share、paste、binary、drag and drop；
（5）compressed、mapping、deallocating memory、system crash;
（6）hang、disconnect、pop.
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1）close window、preview、browser、blak screen；
（2）object-oriented、cross-platform operation，find application program interface,API；
（3）varible、enumeration、debug、object embeding and linking、plug and play、compatible、inline ；
（4）dynamic linking、share、paste、binary、drag and drop；
（5）compressed、mapping、deallocating memory、system crash;
（6）hang、disconnect、pop.
next:
refesh、dereferencing、reboot
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三只乌龟
本文由 漫画家Kevin 在 2007-12-27 08:37 发表于: 倍可亲.美国 ( backchina.com )
三只乌龟来到一家饭馆，要了三份蛋糕。东西刚端上桌，他们发现都没带钱。
大乌龟说：我最大，当然不用回去取钱。
中乌龟说：派小乌龟去最合适。
小乌龟说：我可以回去取钱，但是我走之后，你们谁也不准动我的蛋糕！大乌龟和中乌龟满口答应，小乌龟走了。
因为腹中空空，大中乌龟很快将自己的那份蛋糕吃完了。可是，小乌龟迟迟不见踪影。第三天，大中龟实在饿极了，不约而同地说：咱们还是把小龟的那份吃了罢。
正当他们要动手吃时，隔壁传来小乌龟的声音：“如果你们敢动我的蛋糕，我就不回去取钱了！”
本文由 漫画家Kevin 在 2007-12-27 08:37 发表于: 倍可亲.美国 ( backchina.com )
三只乌龟来到一家饭馆，要了三份蛋糕。东西刚端上桌，他们发现都没带钱。
大乌龟说：我最大，当然不用回去取钱。
中乌龟说：派小乌龟去最合适。
小乌龟说：我可以回去取钱，但是我走之后，你们谁也不准动我的蛋糕！大乌龟和中乌龟满口答应，小乌龟走了。
因为腹中空空，大中乌龟很快将自己的那份蛋糕吃完了。可是，小乌龟迟迟不见踪影。第三天，大中龟实在饿极了，不约而同地说：咱们还是把小龟的那份吃了罢。
正当他们要动手吃时，隔壁传来小乌龟的声音：“如果你们敢动我的蛋糕，我就不回去取钱了！”
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虽不是笑话，觉得好，就贴这儿吧。
"Gold Wrapping Paper"
The story goes that some time ago a mother punished her five year old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and she became even more upset when the child used the gold paper to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree.
Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box to her mother the next morning and then said, "This is for you, Momma."
The mother was embarrassed by her earlier over reaction, but her anger flared again when she opened the box and found it was empty. She spoke to her daughter in a harsh manner.
"Don't you know, young lady, when you give someone a present there's supposed to be somethinginside the package?"
She had tears in her eyes and said, "Oh, Momma, it's not empty! I blew kisses into it until it was full."
The mother was crushed. She fell on her knees and put her arms around her little girl, and she begged her forgiveness for her thoughtless anger.
An accident took the life of the child only a short time later, and it is told that the mother kept that gold Box by her bed for all the years of her life.
Whenever she was discouraged or
Faced difficult problems she would open the box and take out an imaginary kiss and remember the love of the child who had put it there.
In a very real sense, each of us, as human beings, have been given a Golden box filled with unconditional love
And kisses from our children, family, friends and GOD. There is no more preciouspossession anyone could hold.
（Friends are like angels who lift us to our feet, when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.）
"Gold Wrapping Paper"
The story goes that some time ago a mother punished her five year old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and she became even more upset when the child used the gold paper to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree.
Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box to her mother the next morning and then said, "This is for you, Momma."
The mother was embarrassed by her earlier over reaction, but her anger flared again when she opened the box and found it was empty. She spoke to her daughter in a harsh manner.
"Don't you know, young lady, when you give someone a present there's supposed to be somethinginside the package?"
She had tears in her eyes and said, "Oh, Momma, it's not empty! I blew kisses into it until it was full."
The mother was crushed. She fell on her knees and put her arms around her little girl, and she begged her forgiveness for her thoughtless anger.
An accident took the life of the child only a short time later, and it is told that the mother kept that gold Box by her bed for all the years of her life.
Whenever she was discouraged or
Faced difficult problems she would open the box and take out an imaginary kiss and remember the love of the child who had put it there.
In a very real sense, each of us, as human beings, have been given a Golden box filled with unconditional love
And kisses from our children, family, friends and GOD. There is no more preciouspossession anyone could hold.
（Friends are like angels who lift us to our feet, when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.）
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占坑！
声望力快100了，HOHO
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争取在2007年完成!
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