snoopy
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>> > > > > > One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the
>>tiny town of > > > > > Johnstown got up early and went to the local
>>church. Before the > > services > > > > > started, the townspeople
>>were sitting in their pews and talking > about > > > > > their
>>lives, their families, etc. > > > > > > > > > > Suddenly, Satan
>>appeared at the front of the church. Everyone > started > > > > >
>>screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other
>> > in > > a > > > > > frantic effort to get away from evil
>>incarnate. > > > > > > > > > > Soon everyone was evacuated from the
>>Church, except for one elderly > > > > > gentleman who sat calmly
>>in his pew, not moving . . . seemingly > > > oblivious > > > > > to
>>the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. > > > > > >
>> > > > > Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man
>>and said, > > > > > > > > > > "Don't you know who I am?" > > > > >
>> > > > > > The man replied, "Yep, sure do." > > > > > > > > > >
>>Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?" > > > > > > > > > > "Nope,
>>sure ain't," said the man. > > > > > > > > > > Satan was a little
>>perturbed at this and queried, "Why aren't you > > afraid > > > > >
>>of me?" > > > > > > > > > > The man calmly replied, "Been married
>>to your sister for over 48 > > years!"
>>tiny town of > > > > > Johnstown got up early and went to the local
>>church. Before the > > services > > > > > started, the townspeople
>>were sitting in their pews and talking > about > > > > > their
>>lives, their families, etc. > > > > > > > > > > Suddenly, Satan
>>appeared at the front of the church. Everyone > started > > > > >
>>screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other
>> > in > > a > > > > > frantic effort to get away from evil
>>incarnate. > > > > > > > > > > Soon everyone was evacuated from the
>>Church, except for one elderly > > > > > gentleman who sat calmly
>>in his pew, not moving . . . seemingly > > > oblivious > > > > > to
>>the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. > > > > > >
>> > > > > Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man
>>and said, > > > > > > > > > > "Don't you know who I am?" > > > > >
>> > > > > > The man replied, "Yep, sure do." > > > > > > > > > >
>>Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?" > > > > > > > > > > "Nope,
>>sure ain't," said the man. > > > > > > > > > > Satan was a little
>>perturbed at this and queried, "Why aren't you > > afraid > > > > >
>>of me?" > > > > > > > > > > The man calmly replied, "Been married
>>to your sister for over 48 > > years!"
