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A Canadian man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a diner, when an American man, chewing gum, sat down next to him. The Canadian politely ignored the American who, nevertheless,started up a conversation.
The American snapped his gum and said, "You Canadian folk eat the whole bread?"
The Canadian frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his reakfast, and replied, "Of course". The American blew a huge bubble and said, "We don't.In the States,we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container,recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to Canada."
The American had a smirk on his face. The Canadian listened in silence.
The American persisted. "D'ya eat jelly with the bread?" Sighing, the Canadian replied, "Of course." Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, "We don't. In the States, we eat f resh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers,recycle them, transform them into jam, and sell it to Canada."
The Canadian then asked, "Do you have sex in the States?" The American smiled and said, "Why of course we do." The Canadian leaned closer to him and asked, "And what do you do with condoms once you've used them?" The American replied, "Throw them away, of course."
"We don't." He said. "In Canada, we put them into a container,recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum, and sell them to the United States."
The American snapped his gum and said, "You Canadian folk eat the whole bread?"
The Canadian frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his reakfast, and replied, "Of course". The American blew a huge bubble and said, "We don't.In the States,we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container,recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to Canada."
The American had a smirk on his face. The Canadian listened in silence.
The American persisted. "D'ya eat jelly with the bread?" Sighing, the Canadian replied, "Of course." Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, "We don't. In the States, we eat f resh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers,recycle them, transform them into jam, and sell it to Canada."
The Canadian then asked, "Do you have sex in the States?" The American smiled and said, "Why of course we do." The Canadian leaned closer to him and asked, "And what do you do with condoms once you've used them?" The American replied, "Throw them away, of course."
"We don't." He said. "In Canada, we put them into a container,recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum, and sell them to the United States."
