公车上的相遇

[让我拥抱你]

茉莉： 你好
比尔： HELLO

茉莉： 你干嘛总坐这趟车啊， 是不是因为我也坐啊？
比尔： 你干嘛也总坐这趟车啊？

茉莉： 你干嘛总偷看我啊，是不是喜欢我的东方气质啊？
比尔： 你不看我怎么知道我在看你啊？

茉莉： 你最近怎么不剃胡子了， 是不是心情不好啊？
比尔： （摸摸胡子），你也没有每天剃腋毛啊？

茉莉： 你说话怎么不象个纯正高贵的白人呢？
比尔： （掏出电话拨号）， 喂， 渥太华精神病院吗？你们是不是有病人走失了？

BILL那里听得懂中文，他也不会讲中文，而且要是吵架他更不会像中国人那样思维来吵架。

要是吵架，他们得这样吵：
茉莉： I hate you!
比尔： Why?

茉莉： Why? You are stocking me on this bus.
比尔： That's what you think...are you crazy?

茉莉： Don't talk to me like that! You make me sick!
比尔： Lady, with all respect,who do you think you are?

茉莉： I don't want to see your face! Now get out of my face,leave me alone!
比尔： Knock it off!

茉莉： Why on earth didn't you tell me the truth that you love me ? I wish I had never met you in this bus. Now I'll never forgive you.
比尔： Get over yourself and bug off!


但是这个吵架场景不应该发生，因为LZ说了，那是一个比较愉快的交谈。

 

[闲哥]

让我拥抱你，

你写的这一看就是中式英语啊， 人家bill 可是纯正的上等白人。

 

[让我拥抱你]

让我拥抱你，

你写的这一看就是中式英语啊， 人家bill 可是纯正的上等白人。

中式英语啊？俺还沾沾自喜的以为俺贴的是英式英语呢，看样子还是您的英文水平高啊。

 

[闲哥]

俺就是中式英语专家， 专业写中式英语的。 纯正的咱不会。

 

[Melody]

端个小马扎来看LS两位的情景小品:blink::blink:

 

[吾言]

好好的一段朦胧情，被你们。。

 

[让我拥抱你]

好好的一段朦胧情，被你们。。

也是，应该比较浪漫调情的, like this:

茉莉： ...so what's your name, is it Bill?
比尔： yes, and what's yours?

茉莉： MuoLi
比尔： MoLi? What does it mean?

茉莉： Look, it doesn't really matter. I'm getting bored in this bus.
比尔： bored... what I want to tell you is that.. .uh I like you.

茉莉： I've got enough people who like me -- and I don't need another one, 'specially one who sits beside me in this stinky bus.

比尔： ...Why you got this beef against people taking the bus? You got a nice face, you got great legs, you got the fancy clothes and you got this look in your eyes, like you haven't been falling in love before. What's the problem, lady?

茉莉： You know you're even stupider than you look. Let me give you a crash course, Bill whatever your name is, so you know what you're doing around here.
比尔：I am listening...

茉莉: First who, where, why and how I love is none of your business, second don't call me 'lady,' I'm not your lady and last, even if I was blind, desperate, starved and begging for it on a desert island, you'd be the last thing I'd ever love. You got the picture-- now move over, I am getting off the bus.

比尔： Can we have a hug? Just one hug?

茉莉 stares at 比尔, still dazed, yet deep down -- flattered.

 

[Buckwheattobe]

M:Sir, why are you staring at me all the time?

B: Pardon me lady. You sit right across from me. It's hard to avoid looking at you.

M: You can sit at an angle.


B： That's a bit uncomfortable. Besides, I need something to distract me from other unpleasant thoughts.

M： So you find me attractive?

B： Well, put it this way. You are the most attractive one in the bus.

M： So you do find me attractive, but your ogling makes me uncomfortable

B： Ah! You are blushing. You must like me too.

M： You know you're even stupider than you look. Just because I am the only one under the age of 50 on the bus.........

B：And a pretty Chinese lady as well!

M: Well you can go to China and find a woman who would fall over a fat middle-aged white guy like you.

B： Why go to China if there is one in front of me?

M stares at B, still dazed, yet deep down -- flattered.

B：Tell you what, let's get off the bus at the next stop. There's Timmy's one block away. We can have a cuppa and get to know each other better.

M had the urge to slap B on the face, but on the other hand her heart fluttered.....

 

[West Life]

M:Sir, why are you staring at me all the time?

B: Pardon me lady. You sit right across from me. It's hard to avoid looking at you.

M: You can sit at an angle.


B： That's a bit uncomfortable. Besides, I need something to distract me from other unpleasant thoughts.

M： So you find me attractive?

B： Well, put it this way. You are the most attractive one in the bus.

M： So you do find me attractive, but your ogling makes me uncomfortable

B： Ah! You are blushing. You must like me too.

M： You know you're even stupider than you look. Just because I am the only one under the age of 50 on the bus.........

B：And a pretty Chinese lady as well!

M: Well you can go to China and find a woman who would fall over a fat middle-aged white guy like you.

B： Why go to China if there is one in front of me?

M stares at B, still dazed, yet deep down -- flattered.

B：Tell you what, let's get off the bus at the next stop. There's Timmy's one block away. We can have a cuppa and get to know each other better.

M had the urge to slap B on the face, but on the other hand her heart fluttered.....

WOW，that is English 又一个文学大师

 

[Buckwheattobe]

Was writing it in my friend's apartment in Dallas. Just an urge to join in the fun. No offense to the lady in question.:blink::blink:

 

[West Life]

Was writing it in my friend's apartment in Dallas. Just an urge to join in the fun. No offense to the lady in question.:blink::blink:

出差啦，个人认为符合茉莉的原著

 

[让我拥抱你]

Was writing it in my friend's apartment in Dallas. Just an urge to join in the fun. No offense to the lady in question.:blink::blink:

我们得感谢茉莉提供了这么一个机会让我们有这么多的fun和发挥想象力创造力的机会。。。

 

[让我拥抱你]

M:Sir, why are you staring at me all the time?

B: Pardon me lady. You sit right across from me. It's hard to avoid looking at you.

M: You can sit at an angle.


B： That's a bit uncomfortable. Besides, I need something to distract me from other unpleasant thoughts.

M： So you find me attractive?

B： Well, put it this way. You are the most attractive one in the bus.

M： So you do find me attractive, but your ogling makes me uncomfortable

B： Ah! You are blushing. You must like me too.

M： You know you're even stupider than you look. Just because I am the only one under the age of 50 on the bus.........

B：And a pretty Chinese lady as well!

M: Well you can go to China and find a woman who would fall over a fat middle-aged white guy like you.

B： Why go to China if there is one in front of me?

M stares at B, still dazed, yet deep down -- flattered.

B：Tell you what, let's get off the bus at the next stop. There's Timmy's one block away. We can have a cuppa and get to know each other better.

M had the urge to slap B on the face, but on the other hand her heart fluttered.....

同意west life的说法，你的对话是最得原著的风韵的。。。CFC里真是人才辈出啊

 

[茉莉花香]

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[cmah]

M:Sir, why are you staring at me all the time?

B: Pardon me lady. You sit right across from me. It's hard to avoid looking at you.

M: You can sit at an angle.

CFC英文写作作家？ 牛人那，至少你把我蒙住了。

你那个M是茉莉大师还是梦露前辈？ 看着这对话怎么有点黑白片的感觉？太上等人了。