说偶喘偶就喘一下哈,好让大家看清了偶,也给偶机会看清偶自己。
偶最大的优点就是忘性大。
刚开始的时候,偶把口令密码啥的写sticky notes上放老板那儿,虽然偶滴title是她的assistant。介样赤裸裸地讨好上司做好ASS疼得是偶滴长处。偶任何时候向老板咨询偶自己地密码老板都用方圆二里地都能听见地动静取笑偶,然后附在偶的耳朵边提醒给偶。所以过去的偶休年假十天半月基本上就是昏天黑地,潮起潮落,不管不顾带没心没肺。
可惜这种把戏玩多了就腻歪。等到偶回头是岸幡然醒悟,偶已经是无药可治病入膏肓。话说偶上周净跟歪歪和抱抱闹妖蛾子,周五被Excel trainging还惦着写村史碑记啥啥的,个腿的,今天神气活现一屁股坐下来不到半分钟就傻了眼――偶又把密码忘了个底朝天。逼上梁山,偶只好低声下气给IT打电话。这会儿是所有的同事都是迷迷瞪瞪刚到班,静得谁放个P都象军号的时辰,偶真埋怨上次村里的地震来得不是时候。更恶的事还在后面泥!机器被IT七里咔嚓弄起来了,偶掏钱去买咖啡啊,赫然发现钱包里粘一黄条条――满篇都是密码啊!那会儿才想起来原来周四的时候偶把密码全部换过了。
附:偶心灵绿洲上的男人榜=抱抱+歪歪+西迈
注:排序按时态 * 次序非绝对(解释权参考上面歌词)
Whoops ! 忘了今天周六,把下周一的事提前给。。。大家周末快乐偶喘得就值了。
我看出来了,你最大优点是忘记性大.
前天还和我手拉手看冰球呢,今天冰球是圆的还是方的都忘了吧?
看来咱两要合唱那首:
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Living my life in a slow hell
different girl every night at the hotel
I aint seen the sun shine in 3 damn days
been fuelin up on cocaine and whiskey
wish I had a good girl to miss me
but I wonder if I'll ever change my ways
I put your picture away
sat down and cried today
I cant look at you while I'm lying next to her
I put your picture away
sat down and cried today
I cant look at you while I'm lying next to her
I called u last night in the hotel
everyone knows but they wont tell
but there half hided smiles tell me somethin just aint right
I've been waiting on you for a long time
fuelin up on heartaches and she'd whine
I aint heard from you in 3 damn nights
I put your picture away
I wonder where you've been
I cant look at you while I'm lyin next to him
I put your picture away
I wonder where you've been
I cant look at you while I'm lyin next to him
I saw you yesterday with an old friend
it wuz the same old same how have you been
since you've been gone my worlds been dark and gray
you reminded me of brighter days
I hope to be coming home to stay
I wuz head of the church
I wuz off to drink you away
I thought about you for a long time
can't seem to get you off my mind
I cant stand why we’re living like this way
I found your picture today
I swear I'll change my ways
I just called to say I want you to come back home
I found your picture today
I swear I'll change my ways
I just called to say I want you to come back home
I just called to say I love you
come back home