有点郁闷

比如下面这个笑话:

The Balloonist

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a man below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man below replied, "You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet about the ground. You are between 42 and 44 degrees north latitude and between 83 and 85 degrees west longitude."

"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.
"I am," replied the man, "but how did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost."

The man below responded, "You must be a manager."
"I am," replied the balloonist, "how did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are exactly in the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."

:D:D:D 好好笑哦~~~

切, 在我们公司厨房的墙上都贴了N年了, 还是图文并茂的. 幸好你没说这是你的原创. :blink::blink::blink:
 
哈哈,等我上班要群发这个笑话给我同事看看
这个你要看你的头儿的脾气如何。。。他要是跟你一样的脾气建议你就别发了,回头他觉得你是恶意攻击你就麻烦了。
 
比如下面这个笑话:
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are exactly in the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."
这个,至少在俺们那里,绝对不是笑话。。。 ;)
 
:D:D:D 好好笑哦~~~

切, 在我们公司厨房的墙上都贴了N年了, 还是图文并茂的. 幸好你没说这是你的原创. :blink::blink::blink:
这个是经典的Microsoft笑话

网上还有不少小布什的笑话,也是老外都爱听的
 
:D:D:D 好好笑哦~~~

切, 在我们公司厨房的墙上都贴了N年了, 还是图文并茂的. 幸好你没说这是你的原创. :blink::blink::blink:


mm,一起出来逛街吧~~~
 
mm,一起出来逛街吧~~~

看到你的邀请帖了, 很动心. 但是老板象猫一样守在他的办公室, 我就只能象只小花鼠, 悄悄悄逛逛CFC...:(
 
看到你的邀请帖了, 很动心. 但是老板象猫一样守在他的办公室, 我就只能象只小花鼠, 悄悄悄逛逛CFC...:(


哈哈,好乖的小花鼠,没事,下次有机会吧~我们一起好好玩;)
 
拥抱, 我看这个山清水秀妹妹也很可爱, 要不你也害她一把, 挖点料把人家纳了钗?
 
拥抱, 我看这个山清水秀妹妹也很可爱, 要不你也害她一把, 挖点料把人家纳了钗?

:flaming::flaming::flaming:

你就闲着好了, 没人会把你当盐卖的!
 
连说话都透着可爱, 拥抱, 你看我这慧眼, 写好了得请俺吃饭啊.
你让妹妹请你得了,你出个题目,俺熬夜吐血的写出来还得请你吃饭,有这么不公的么?
 
你别着急, 拥抱的12叉就剩下一个名额了, 要想争取看来还有困难.

听说这小子有潜规则.
俺有啥潜规则,俺都是听西迈的,他让俺写谁俺就写谁
 
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