English jokes
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Good one! I got it.
The number of viewing(over 600,000) has amazed me too. I thought it might be a wrong number.
Is it a good way to learn English, isn't it? I have learned a lot.
QUOTE="lfe634, post: 9229849, member: 103283"]此帖竟有六十萬點擊，不明覺厲，火後留名，來貢獻一個笑話，需要一點點拉丁文知識：
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.
“You mean Martini?” the bartender asks.
The Roman replies, “For now just one."[/QUOTE]
The number of viewing(over 600,000) has amazed me too. I thought it might be a wrong number.
Is it a good way to learn English, isn't it? I have learned a lot.
QUOTE="lfe634, post: 9229849, member: 103283"]此帖竟有六十萬點擊，不明覺厲，火後留名，來貢獻一個笑話，需要一點點拉丁文知識：
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.
“You mean Martini?” the bartender asks.
The Roman replies, “For now just one."[/QUOTE]
Lucky Driver
A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he has just won $5,000 in a safety competition, all because he is wearing his seat belt.
"What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asks.
The man responds, "I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license."
His wife says, "Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."
The guy in the back seat pops up out from under the blanket and says, "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car."
Just then a knock comes from the trunk and a voice calls out, "Are we over the border yet?"
A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he has just won $5,000 in a safety competition, all because he is wearing his seat belt.
"What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asks.
The man responds, "I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license."
His wife says, "Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."
The guy in the back seat pops up out from under the blanket and says, "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car."
Just then a knock comes from the trunk and a voice calls out, "Are we over the border yet?"
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