我给自己找了一份掏鸟窝的工作. 每30加拿大元一窝.

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通风孔里稀里呼隆...
天一亮就叽叽喳喳...
满山墙的鸟粪呦...
困扰了我一春天的鸟和鸟窝的问题今天被我解决了.

突然我发现,MAYBE,这也许是一份工作.
如果你也"有鸟在喉"我愿收30加元帮你解决问题.终身保修.

"鸟主"要备有从室内上天棚的梯子.


30加元,不贵. 这工作是要 experience 的!
我的 SOLUTION 特点:

1.从内部解决问题.中医讲话这叫"制本."
2.金属材料经久耐用."百年大计质量第一."
3.设计中充分考虑空气阻力和风洞效应.不影响,甚至加强了原设施的效率."科学技术是第一生产力."
4.为客户着想.节省你的设计费,汽油费,材料费,工具费,,口罩费,服装费,不小心被钉子扎了的医疗费."客户...上帝."

30 加元...偷着乐吧您哪!

请联系:
sorryottawabird@yahoo.com

第一个客户优惠30%.

 

[小傻]

问一个问题，要是鸟窝里有嗷嗷待哺的小鸟，您怎么处理阿？:blink:

 

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奇了怪了. 难道就我的房上有鸟窝?

看来大家都想自己动手啦. 那祝您好运.

 

[retaw]

把鸟窝移到后院的鸟房里. 可以用豆付盒自制鸟房.

 

[小傻]

最初由 retaw 发布
把鸟窝移到后院的鸟房里. 可以用豆付盒自制鸟房.

帮你up up..明天再帮你介绍个生意:glowface:

 

[周生生]

最初由 retaw 发布
把鸟窝移到后院的鸟房里. 可以用豆付盒自制鸟房.

不如将鸟带如厨房的好

 

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谢谢小傻!

周生生! 你不想改名叫"声声咒"吧!

 

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Answers from experienced hi-tech worker.

1.内部侦听:当你方便(不论大小)的时候,留心听是否有玻璃球在塑料盒里滚动的声音从换气扇孔传出来.
2.鼻子犬嗅:使劲闻闻.除了你出龚的味道外,是否另有鲜龚自天飘香.
3.外部排查:房子外山墙上有否鸟屎贴在通风孔附近.
4.敲山震鸟:启动换气扇,看是否有免费的房客从通风孔里落荒而飞.


30 dollars, not expensive. I told you.
This is a position for experienced hi-hech worker like me.

Would you please give some applauds for my solutions ?

 

[wotaihua]

Re: Answers from experienced hi-tech worker.

Contractor has to buy insurance to cover any accident/injury/damage during your work. Otherwise the home owner will pay the cost. It might not be a small number in case of injury.

When you use a contractor, always ask him/her about insurance in advance.

 

[阿搜]

You are so creative.

 

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开张了! 感谢我的第一个客户!

快到家时,呼地一只漂亮的鹿跃到车前.
鹿(路)! 好兆头! 这是我第一次在加拿大看到鹿(路).

看!真金白银!

 

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来自上帝的COMMENTS, 我的STRONG REFERENCE.

Thank you retaw.

You help us solve our long-termed trouble. Good job!

Best regards.

Anaconda
[高级会员]

 

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[Chinese]

楼主真可爱!!

 

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