精华 [加拿大]渥太华寒冷的魅力
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有专门的冰雕区吗？
怕冷的人在那不是很痛苦吗？
抬头看美丽的白雪会忘记一些寒冷
生活中的一些快乐就是来自体会…
怕冷的人在那不是很痛苦吗？
抬头看美丽的白雪会忘记一些寒冷
生活中的一些快乐就是来自体会…
A friend send me a joke about canada weather long time ago. Would like to share with you:
*****
DEAR DIARY
Aug. 12 - Moved to our new home in Canada. I am so excited. It's so
beautiful here. The mountains are so majestic. Can hardly wait to see them
with snow covering them.
Oct. 14 - Canada--it is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves have
turned all colors and shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the
beautiful countryside and saw some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly
they are the most wonderful animals on earth. This must be paradise. I love
it here!
Nov. 11 - Remembrance Day. Deer season starts soon. I can't imagine anyone
wanting to kill such a gorgeous creature. Hope it snows soon. I love it
here!
Dec. 2 - It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed with
white. It looks like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow off
the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight (I won). When
the snow plough came by we had to shovel the driveway again. What a
beautiful place. I love Canada!
Dec. 12 - More snow last night. The snow plough did his trick again to the
driveway. I love it here.
Dec. 19 - More snow last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to
work. It's beautiful here but I'm exhausted from shoveling. ing snow
plough.
Dec. 22 - More of that white shit fell last night. I've got blisters on my
hands and a sore back from shoveling. I think the snow plough hides around
the corner until I'm done shoveling the driveway. Asshole.
Dec. 25 - Merry ing Christmas! More frigging snow. If I ever get my
hands on the sonovabitch who drives the snow plough, I swear I'll kill the
bastard. Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads to melt the
ing ice.
Dec. 27 - More white shit last night. Been inside for three days now except
for shoveling out the driveway after that snow plough goes through every
time. Can't go anywhere, the car's stuck in a mountain of white shit and
it's so frigging cold. The weatherman says to expect another 10 inches of
the shit again tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10 inches
is?
Dec. 28 - That ing weatherman was wrong. We got 34 inches of the shit
this time. At this rate it won't melt before summer. The snow plough got
stuck up in the road and that bastard came to my door and asked to borrow my
shovel. After I told him that I had already broken six shovels shoveling out
all the shit he had pushed into my driveway, I damn near broke my last one
over his ing head.
Jan. 4 - Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food
and on my way back a damned deer ran in front of the car. Did about $3,000
damage to the car. Those ing beasts should be killed. The bastards are
everywhere. Wish the hunters had exterminated them all last November.
May 3 - Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the thing is
rusted out from all that ing salt they put all over the roads.
May 10 - Moved to Florida. I can't imagine why anyone in their right mind
would ever want to live in such a God forsaken place as Canada!
****
*****
DEAR DIARY
Aug. 12 - Moved to our new home in Canada. I am so excited. It's so
beautiful here. The mountains are so majestic. Can hardly wait to see them
with snow covering them.
Oct. 14 - Canada--it is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves have
turned all colors and shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the
beautiful countryside and saw some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly
they are the most wonderful animals on earth. This must be paradise. I love
it here!
Nov. 11 - Remembrance Day. Deer season starts soon. I can't imagine anyone
wanting to kill such a gorgeous creature. Hope it snows soon. I love it
here!
Dec. 2 - It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed with
white. It looks like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow off
the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight (I won). When
the snow plough came by we had to shovel the driveway again. What a
beautiful place. I love Canada!
Dec. 12 - More snow last night. The snow plough did his trick again to the
driveway. I love it here.
Dec. 19 - More snow last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to
work. It's beautiful here but I'm exhausted from shoveling. ing snow
plough.
Dec. 22 - More of that white shit fell last night. I've got blisters on my
hands and a sore back from shoveling. I think the snow plough hides around
the corner until I'm done shoveling the driveway. Asshole.
Dec. 25 - Merry ing Christmas! More frigging snow. If I ever get my
hands on the sonovabitch who drives the snow plough, I swear I'll kill the
bastard. Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads to melt the
ing ice.
Dec. 27 - More white shit last night. Been inside for three days now except
for shoveling out the driveway after that snow plough goes through every
time. Can't go anywhere, the car's stuck in a mountain of white shit and
it's so frigging cold. The weatherman says to expect another 10 inches of
the shit again tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10 inches
is?
Dec. 28 - That ing weatherman was wrong. We got 34 inches of the shit
this time. At this rate it won't melt before summer. The snow plough got
stuck up in the road and that bastard came to my door and asked to borrow my
shovel. After I told him that I had already broken six shovels shoveling out
all the shit he had pushed into my driveway, I damn near broke my last one
over his ing head.
Jan. 4 - Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food
and on my way back a damned deer ran in front of the car. Did about $3,000
damage to the car. Those ing beasts should be killed. The bastards are
everywhere. Wish the hunters had exterminated them all last November.
May 3 - Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the thing is
rusted out from all that ing salt they put all over the roads.
May 10 - Moved to Florida. I can't imagine why anyone in their right mind
would ever want to live in such a God forsaken place as Canada!
****
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So ing true. Thanks for sharing. I had a good laugh!
Dec. 19 - More snow last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to
work. It's beautiful here but I'm exhausted from shoveling. ing snow
plough.
Dec. 22 - More of that white shit fell last night. I've got blisters on my
hands and a sore back from shoveling. I think the snow plough hides around
the corner until I'm done shoveling the driveway. Asshole.
Dec. 25 - Merry ing Christmas! More frigging snow. If I ever get my
hands on the sonovabitch who drives the snow plough, I swear I'll kill the
bastard. Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads to melt the
ing ice.
Dec. 27 - More white shit last night. Been inside for three days now except
for shoveling out the driveway after that snow plough goes through every
time. Can't go anywhere, the car's stuck in a mountain of white shit and
it's so frigging cold. The weatherman says to expect another 10 inches of
the shit again tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10 inches
is?
Dec. 28 - That ing weatherman was wrong. We got 34 inches of the shit
this time. At this rate it won't melt before summer. The snow plough got
stuck up in the road and that bastard came to my door and asked to borrow my
shovel. After I told him that I had already broken six shovels shoveling out
all the shit he had pushed into my driveway, I damn near broke my last one
over his ing head.
Jan. 4 - Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food
and on my way back a damned deer ran in front of the car. Did about $3,000
damage to the car. Those ing beasts should be killed. The bastards are
everywhere. Wish the hunters had exterminated them all last November.
May 3 - Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the thing is
rusted out from all that ing salt they put all over the roads.
May 10 - Moved to Florida. I can't imagine why anyone in their right mind
would ever want to live in such a God forsaken place as Canada!
**** [/B][/QUOTE]
Dec. 19 - More snow last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to
work. It's beautiful here but I'm exhausted from shoveling. ing snow
plough.
Dec. 22 - More of that white shit fell last night. I've got blisters on my
hands and a sore back from shoveling. I think the snow plough hides around
the corner until I'm done shoveling the driveway. Asshole.
Dec. 25 - Merry ing Christmas! More frigging snow. If I ever get my
hands on the sonovabitch who drives the snow plough, I swear I'll kill the
bastard. Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads to melt the
ing ice.
Dec. 27 - More white shit last night. Been inside for three days now except
for shoveling out the driveway after that snow plough goes through every
time. Can't go anywhere, the car's stuck in a mountain of white shit and
it's so frigging cold. The weatherman says to expect another 10 inches of
the shit again tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10 inches
is?
Dec. 28 - That ing weatherman was wrong. We got 34 inches of the shit
this time. At this rate it won't melt before summer. The snow plough got
stuck up in the road and that bastard came to my door and asked to borrow my
shovel. After I told him that I had already broken six shovels shoveling out
all the shit he had pushed into my driveway, I damn near broke my last one
over his ing head.
Jan. 4 - Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food
and on my way back a damned deer ran in front of the car. Did about $3,000
damage to the car. Those ing beasts should be killed. The bastards are
everywhere. Wish the hunters had exterminated them all last November.
May 3 - Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the thing is
rusted out from all that ing salt they put all over the roads.
May 10 - Moved to Florida. I can't imagine why anyone in their right mind
would ever want to live in such a God forsaken place as Canada!
**** [/B][/QUOTE]
