我的加拿大同学Martin寻求一中国女子为伴

[frank2000]

下面是 Martin 请我在这里post的信：
Hello, I am Martin, 30 year old, born in Montreal in 1972, 6 foot and 200 pounds, blue eyes. And I love sports, for example, biking, skiing, ping-pong and I like to go to theater too.
The woman I like is a slim Chinese female. And it is very important that she love life because life is beautiful that is my philosophy.
I have one boy, 10 years old. He is a very very good boy and very polite, and he live with his mother together, I see him biweekly.
I am studying Car Mechanics now, I will finish the course in 2003 September. Before this, I studied business and other subjects at University of Ottawa, like psychology and science religion. But I like my new subject. I discover I was a manual man.
My goal in life is to be happy and I like Chinese food and Indian food and Canadian food, too. I don’t watch TV too much but I like information program like National Geography and the news etc.
That is me. Life is very good.

Martin

有意者，请mail to my email box: frankzheng88@hotmail.com

 

[蹉跎岁月]

30 years old with a 10 years old boy and divorced, he must be very experienced.

 

[Martin]

光看标题，吓了这一跳！

 

[胡说之]

最初由 Martin 发布
光看标题，吓了这一跳！

你比那个马丁强多了,还没有儿子.

 

[潜水艇]

差多了，还没有儿子。

 

[寻梦人]

Don't know what our MP Martin may think of when seeing this posting. HaHaHa!

 

[lukecy]

200 pounds! why ask for a "slim chinese female",
300 pounds chinese girl will be a good match!

 

[oread]

光看标题差点晕倒。:lol:

 

[piyopiyo]

最初由 小贱贱 发布
光看标题差点晕倒。:lol:

same here~~:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[闲得慌]

最初由 frank2000 发布
下面是 Martin 请我在这里post的信：
Hello, I am Martin, 30 year old, born in Montreal in 1972, 6 foot and 200 pounds, blue eyes. And I love sports, for example, biking, skiing, ping-pong and I like to go to theater too.
The woman I like is a slim Chinese female. And it is very important that she love life because life is beautiful that is my philosophy.
I have one boy, 10 years old. He is a very very good boy and very polite, and he live with his mother together, I see him biweekly.
I am studying Car Mechanics now, I will finish the course in 2003 September. Before this, I studied business and other subjects at University of Ottawa, like psychology and science religion. But I like my new subject. I discover I was a manual man.
My goal in life is to be happy and I like Chinese food and Indian food and Canadian food, too. I don’t watch TV too much but I like information program like National Geography and the news etc.
That is me. Life is very good.

Martin

有意者，请mail to my email box: frankzheng88@hotmail.com

Let me do a detail analysis:

"Hello, I am Martin, 30 year old, born in Montreal in 1972, 6 foot and 200 pounds, blue eyes. "
I do not think weight is a problem here. Blue eyes are pretty too.

"And I love sports, for example, biking, skiing, ping-pong and I like to go to theater too. "
Almost everybody loves sports and likes theaters. This is nonsense.

"The woman I like is a slim Chinese female."
A slim Chinese female could serve him better, because he himself is heavy, thus dumsy.

"And it is very important that she love life because life is beautiful that is my philosophy."
This is pure nonsence. If he or she had not loved life, he or she should have died long time ago. But this kind of sentences is very common in lover-seeking ads now to show off that he or she is so special.

"I have one boy, 10 years old. He is a very very good boy and very polite, and he live with his mother together, I see him biweekly."
This could be a good thing, he may not ask his partner to produce another one, since some selfish women do not like to produce children.

"I am studying Car Mechanics now, I will finish the course in 2003 September. Before this, I studied business and other subjects at University of Ottawa, like psychology and science religion. "
A partial loser, most likely, he could not find a job in fields of business, psychology or science religion, etc. If he is lucky this time, he will be working in a garage, a good profession though, in term of money.

"But I like my new subject."
A man changes wives just like changing subjects. Car Mechanics is his 4th subject, but he is looking for the 2nd (not sure) wife now. Be careful!

"I discover I was a manual man."
My GOD, can you imagine he cannot make love without reading a manual?

"My goal in life is to be happy and I like Chinese food and Indian food and Canadian food, too. I don’t watch TV too much but I like information program like National Geography and the news etc.
That is me. Life is very good."
He is trying to say he is still alive and, ironically, he does not like nonsence either.

Anything else or different opinions?

 

[oread]

真不愧为闲得慌! 你要真闲不如去帮穷人发粥吧?
另外: "manual man"是指好动手的人, 与说明书manual无关. 先把意思搞清楚再嘲笑别人也不迟.
肚子都笑疼了. :lol:

 

[DDDD]

人家只是想征婚!

 

[gdntfrank]

勇气可佳,得挨多少砖头啊!

 

[闲得慌]

最初由 小贱贱 发布
真不愧为闲得慌! 你要真闲不如去帮穷人发粥吧?
另外: "manual man"是指好动手的人, 与说明书manual无关. 先把意思搞清楚再嘲笑别人也不迟.
肚子都笑疼了. :lol:

知道什么叫一句双关语吧？否则你的肚子也不会笑疼。

 

[寻梦人]

Re: Re: 我的加拿大同学Martin寻求一中国女子为伴

最初由 闲得慌 发布



Let me do a detail analysis:

"Hello, I am Martin, 30 year old, born in Montreal in 1972, 6 foot and 200 pounds, blue eyes. "
I do not think weight is a problem here. Blue eyes are pretty too.

"And I love sports, for example, biking, skiing, ping-pong and I like to go to theater too. "
Almost everybody loves sports and likes theaters. This is nonsense.

"The woman I like is a slim Chinese female."
A slim Chinese female could serve him better, because he himself is heavy, thus dumsy.



"And it is very important that she love life because life is beautiful that is my philosophy."
This is pure nonsence. If he or she had not loved life, he or she should have died long time ago. But this kind of sentences is very common in lover-seeking ads now to show off that he or she is so special.

"I have one boy, 10 years old. He is a very very good boy and very polite, and he live with his mother together, I see him biweekly."
This could be a good thing, he may not ask his partner to produce another one, since some selfish women do not like to produce children.

"I am studying Car Mechanics now, I will finish the course in 2003 September. Before this, I studied business and other subjects at University of Ottawa, like psychology and science religion. "
A partial loser, most likely, he could not find a job in fields of business, psychology or science religion, etc. If he is lucky this time, he will be working in a garage, a good profession though, in term of money.

"But I like my new subject."
A man changes wives just like changing subjects. Car Mechanics is his 4th subject, but he is looking for the 2nd (not sure) wife now. Be careful!

"I discover I was a manual man."
My GOD, can you imagine he cannot make love without reading a manual?

"My goal in life is to be happy and I like Chinese food and Indian food and Canadian food, too. I don’t watch TV too much but I like information program like National Geography and the news etc.
That is me. Life is very good."
He is trying to say he is still alive and, ironically, he does not like nonsence either.

Anything else or different opinions?

妙!!!