我的加拿大同学Martin寻求一中国女子为伴

不出两天, 这篇洋人找中国女人的点击数就是我那篇谈中国文化的点击数的两倍, 尽管我将张曼玉扯进来吸引观众。
唉, 大势已去!
 
贱贱愚钝,let me do a detail[ed] analysis:

"Hello, I am Martin, 30 year old, born in Montreal in 1972, 6 foot and 200 pounds, blue eyes. "
I do not think weight is a problem here. Blue eyes are pretty too.
同意。

"And I love sports, for example, biking, skiing, ping-pong and I like to go to theater too. "
Almost everybody loves sports and likes theaters. This is nonsense.
并非每个人都爱好运动。还用举例说明吗?:D

"The woman I like is a slim Chinese female."
A slim Chinese female could serve him better, because he himself is heavy, thus dumsy.
1。为什么一个纤细的中国女子就能更好的为他"服务", 因为他"四肢发达头脑简单"?
2. 不懂"dumsy"是何含义。
3。不是说过他的体重不是问题吗?
点评:思维混乱得一塌糊涂。

"And it is very important that she love life because life is beautiful that is my philosophy."
This is pure nonsence. If he or she had not loved life, he or she should have died long time ago. But this kind of sentences is very common in lover-seeking ads now to show off that he or she is so special.
这才是满口胡言乱语!热爱生命跟行尸走肉地活着有着本质上的区别。所谓小人之心度君子之腹也。

"I have one boy, 10 years old. He is a very very good boy and very polite, and he live with his mother together, I see him biweekly."
This could be a good thing, he may not ask his partner to produce another one, since some selfish women do not like to produce children.
大脑平滑吧?!

"I am studying Car Mechanics now, I will finish the course in 2003 September. Before this, I studied business and other subjects at University of Ottawa, like psychology and science religion. "
A partial loser, most likely, he could not find a job in fields of business, psychology or science religion, etc. If he is lucky this time, he will be working in a garage, a good profession though, in term of money.
每人都有选择自己职业的权利。贱贱认识无数有作为的人,最早学的专业都与现在的工作完全不同。所谓井底之蛙也。

"But I like my new subject."
A man changes wives just like changing subjects. Car Mechanics is his 4th subject, but he is looking for the 2nd (not sure) wife now. Be careful!
三级跳跃性思维。PFPF!

"I discover I was a manual man."
My GOD, can you imagine he cannot make love without reading a manual?
如果这句话的本意是个笑话的话,对你深表同情。脱帽

"My goal in life is to be happy and I like Chinese food and Indian food and Canadian food, too. I don’t watch TV too much but I like information program like National Geography and the news etc.
That is me. Life is very good."
He is trying to say he is still alive and, ironically, he does not like nonsence either.
驴唇不对马嘴!先分清"active"和"alive"的区别吧。

Anything else or different opinions?
各位看官说呢?:lol::lol::lol:
 
Clearly this was written by Frank2000 to try and get a response from everyone. There are spelling and grammar errors all over the place. Maybe the English skills of some native Canadians are bad, however, no way are they that bad.
 
回小贱贱:

我那全篇的本意是搞笑。
就象小贱贱的名一样。
我对你也深表同情。
 
贱贱也闲得慌,拿你给大家逗个乐子,怎么当真了?
刚才脱了帽,现在诚意向你致哀:一点也玩不起,还是不要搞笑的好。
:lol::lol::lol:
 
My GOD, can you imagine he cannot make love without reading a manual?
哈哈哈哈!!
 
最初由 小贱贱 发布
贱贱也闲得慌,拿你给大家逗个乐子,怎么当真了?
刚才脱了帽,现在诚意向你致哀:一点也玩不起,还是不要搞笑的好。
:lol::lol::lol:
义正辞严地指责我的一篇搞笑文里有“三级跳跃性思维”,
“驴唇不对马嘴”, 等等。
被人说破后, 反过来说在玩我。

你真是贱,你不只是小贱贱, 而是大贱特贱。
我还没见过你这么不知耻的人!
 
正是因为我看了标题,才进来的,:)
结果..跟我想象的不一样哦...哈哈
 
恼羞成怒了?还没怎么费劲就原形毕露啦!
你不是好给北京人分类吗,先说说你是何种人?:lol:


最初由 闲得慌 发布

义正辞严地指责我的一篇搞笑文里有“三级跳跃性思维”,
“驴唇不对马嘴”, 等等。
被人说破后, 反过来说在玩我。

你真是贱,你不只是小贱贱, 而是大贱特贱。
我还没见过你这么不知耻的人!
 
对不起, 小贱贱。
我实在不知道你是女人。
女人看这则广告的心态当然会与男人的不一样。
我愿意收回我的骂贴,吞回肚里。
 
语法错误也太多了吧? 一眼晃过去,至少有二十几处.

象"2003 September"这样的写法,说明英语绝对不是第一语言.
 
你高估本地人的英语水平了。
想想看, 他三个专业学下来还找不到工作,英语水平能高吗?
 
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