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Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa.
金遑非孺能, 信用卡?在.
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每?人都?????物, 因?它?很好吃.

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要?俭用水, 所以?量和女友一起洗澡.....

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
?你的?居, 不咿不要被"抓包".

Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每?成功男人的背後都有一?女人;
每?不成功男人的背後都有??女人.

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
每?人都??劫婚, ?竟, 快??不是生命的全部.

The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
?明人不?去劫婚, 而?他?劫了婚就也就不再?明了.

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一?相晷名轧, 他?斤你??很多不相晷的尤戚.

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
要是今天就能想好藉口, 就不要等明天交不了差?再?想.

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
?情就像照片锢影, 需要大量的暗房?殓?培鹇.

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
?子後座的小孩??致意外, ?子後座的意外?"?致"小孩.


"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"你的未?取?於你的?想", 所以隗快去睡迂吧.

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
??有比每天早上起床更好的方式檫始新的一天.

God made relatives; Thanks God we can choose our friends.
上天?定了侦是你的尤戚, 好在我?可以自己啉?朋友.

A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without
restricting
the view.
衣服就像有刺的杵晋咀, 它阻止你冒然行?, 但?不妨邓你蓖情的愚看.

The more you learn, the more you know.
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you know.
So why bother to learn.
??的越多, 知道的越多,
知道的越多, 忘?的越多,
忘?的越多, 知道的越少,
那?又何必??呢?!
 
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