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for example:

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Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right ... real slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth, we'll get back to you.


2.
你好,这里是电话留言,现在上场的球队是尤文图斯队,他们穿着传统的黑白条纹队服,走在最前面的是10号维埃利……哦,对不起,10号应该是皮埃罗……


3.
您好,我不在家,这里是电话留言,请在听完一段故事后,留下你要说的话……下面这个故事叫做《厕所里的灯》……


4.
Hi. I am probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.


5.
Hi. This is John. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.


6.
您好,我现在不在,我知道你一定很急着找我,别急,我一会就会回来,你先听我唱首歌吧:大坂城的石头路硬又平呀,葡萄呀大又甜呐。骑着你的妹妹,背着你的骏马,扛着那马车来。


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您好,我不在,您现在听到是电话留言,请在biu的一声后留下您要说的话,记住,你和留言的交流时间只有30秒,现在开始记时……


8.
Hello, this is Sally's microwave. Her answering machine just eloped with her tape deck, so I'm stuck with taking her calls. Say, if you want anything cooked while you leave your message, just hold it up to the phone.


9.
If you are a burglar(夜贼), then we're probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home and it's safe to leave us a message.


10.
您好,我去了烟台,请在biu的一声后留下您要说的话,如果我赶得上明天早上的飞机,我就明天联系你;如果我赶不上明天早上的飞机,我就明天晚上联系你;如果飞机出了事故,我就不联系你了。。。。
 
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4.
Hi. I am probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
 
4.
Hi. I am probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
 
稍微火星了一点哈~....:blowzy:
 
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