排队加声望…规则很简单:互加,结果很可观:同涨

[不会叫的恐龙]

 

[athletic]

再排一次。

警方发现一出智慧型的谋杀案,現场沒有留下任何线索,也沒有目击者,但警方在一小时后宣布破案,为什么 ？​

答案：凶手自首了。

引深一哈：
.....
凶手自首了。

为什莫自首，因为他一心想早点见到梦中情人~~~~~~负责办案的警查局长

 

[athletic]

嗯，接力棒：

帖子一出马上收到如下好评
~~~~原来我的天敌那莫丑~~~~

 

[胡同里来的人]

[FONT=宋体]某猎人进山打猎，遇一母熊，不敌遂被强奸，发誓报仇，翌年进山又被羞辱，如此反复三年，引为奇耻大辱。开始苦练武功第四年再进山，又遇母熊，那母熊一见猎人大笑曰：你丫是来打猎还是来卖淫的？[/FONT]

 

[闲丸]

保鲜技术专家召开展示会，转台上一位美女手捧果盘款款凝立。
众人不解：“保存半年的水果值得这样宣扬？”
专家：“看到美女么？我老婆，死五年了。

 

[Jingle]

不错不错， 成笑话专帖了！

 

[sourcil]

A little boy was doing his math homework.
He said to himself, "Two plus five, the son of a xxxx is seven. Three plus six, the son of a xxxx is nine."
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom."
"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.
"Yes," he answered.
So the angry mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."
The mother asked, "But... are you teaching them to say 'three plus six, the son of a xxxx is nine?'"
After the teacher stopped laughing, she explained, "Actually, what I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."

 

[Jingle]

A little boy was doing his math homework.
He said to himself, "Two plus five, the son of a xxxx is seven. Three plus six, the son of a xxxx is nine."
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom."
"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.
"Yes," he answered.
So the angry mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."
The mother asked, "But... are you teaching them to say 'three plus six, the son of a xxxx is nine?'"
After the teacher stopped laughing, she explained, "Actually, what I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."

haha, is this a real story just from your home?

 

[吻舞双全]

参加参加~~~~~~~~~~~~

 

[笑言]

老公苟活法则：
　　1、别跟老婆谈有争议性的话题.
　　2、自己不能做的，就推给老婆.
　　3、老婆做完后，你再补充补充。当然做的比自己做的还要多。

 

[笑言]

　　老公信念守则：
　　1、信自己能改变老婆.
　　2、若无法改变，就强加信念.
　　3、改变不了老婆，就改变自己的信念。

 

[笑言]

　　老公避灾守则：
　　1、别问你不想知道的事.
　　2、别问老婆不想说的事情.
　　3、剩下的都可以问，但别相信答案。

 

[胖蹄阿克]

A little boy was doing his math homework.
He said to himself, "Two plus five, the son of a xxxx is seven. Three plus six, the son of a xxxx is nine."
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom."
"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.
"Yes," he answered.
So the angry mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."
The mother asked, "But... are you teaching them to say 'three plus six, the son of a xxxx is nine?'"
After the teacher stopped laughing, she explained, "Actually, what I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."

闲侄太 弓虽 了,估计那老师当时就哽噎了

 

[GreenGable]

A little boy was doing his math homework.
He said to himself, "Two plus five, the son of a xxxx is seven. Three plus six, the son of a xxxx is nine."
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom."
"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.
"Yes," he answered.
So the angry mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."
The mother asked, "But... are you teaching them to say 'three plus six, the son of a xxxx is nine?'"
After the teacher stopped laughing, she explained, "Actually, what I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."

:lol:
:lol:
:lol:

 

[athletic]

:lol:
:lol:
:lol:

楼上的，看把你乐的，下巴颏都快掉了，还得一个顶着另一个 :smoke: