排队加声望…规则很简单:互加,结果很可观:同涨
- 主题发起人 笑言
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- 2004-03-10
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- 323
有本事，别笑。
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10
husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please
be
gentle; I'm still a virgin".
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married
ten times.?"
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how
great it was going to be.
"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it
was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back
with
me.
"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked
out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the
order,
he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
"Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he
wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of
the-art method.
"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he
wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never
sure how to position it.
"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.
"Husband # 9 was a Gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.
"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was........ God I
miss him.
" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".
"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?
"You're with the "GOVERNMENT ...
This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SC R E W E D."
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10
husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please
be
gentle; I'm still a virgin".
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married
ten times.?"
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how
great it was going to be.
"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it
was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back
with
me.
"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked
out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the
order,
he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
"Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he
wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of
the-art method.
"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he
wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never
sure how to position it.
"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.
"Husband # 9 was a Gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.
"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was........ God I
miss him.
" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".
"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?
"You're with the "GOVERNMENT ...
This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SC R E W E D."
count me in
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再贡献一小段，原创哈：
周末，阿猫搭乘阿狗的顺风车，刚上车门就关了，把阿猫的尾巴夹了一下。
阿猫大叫：你着什莫急呀！
阿狗道：我得赶着上CFC。
阿猫埋怨：那也不能胡“夹”呀~
阿狗赶忙解释：谁说我加了，24小时时限还没到呢！
再贡献一小段，原创哈：
周末，阿猫搭乘阿狗的顺风车，刚上车门就关了，把阿猫的尾巴夹了一下。
阿猫大叫：你着什莫急呀！
阿狗道：我得赶着上CFC。
阿猫埋怨：那也不能胡“夹”呀~
阿狗赶忙解释：谁说我加了，24小时时限还没到呢！
