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CNN最新消息:法国总统萨科齐受到中国来信

本文由 钩藤 在 2008-4-18 02:44 发表于: 倍可亲.美国 ( backchina.com )

CNN 快讯:法国总统萨科齐收到中国人一份信件, 内容只写着“qs-IHS-IN”。 萨科齐召集法国高级密码破译专家日夜奋战也未能破解于是求助中国外交部, 不久收到中方一份回复:


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内容是:你把信拿反了!
 
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Just got this job posting thru email, anyone qualify for this could try

IT IS NOT SPAM!!!




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Tenure Track Assistant Professor in Aviation Management
The Southeastern Oklahoma State University Aviation Sciences Institute invites applications for a tenure track assistant professor position in aviation management, to begin on 1 August, 2008 at the SOSU facility on the Oklahoma City Community College (OCCC) South campus.
The position is located on the OCCC South Campus in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. Classes are held on the OCCC South campus as well as on Tinker AFB in Midwest City, Oklahoma. All classes are taught in the evening between 4:30 & 10:00 PM. during five eight–week semesters.
We seek candidates with an earned doctorate (or ABD) with a strong background in aviation management and/or administration. Expertise in aerospace logistics and research methods is a plus. Candidates with a master’s degree and ten years of aviation industry management experience will be considered. Candidates with significant commercial airline experience are highly desired as are those with graduate–level teaching and research experience. Primary teaching duties include both undergraduate and graduate level aviation management, aviation administration and aviation logistics courses. Secondary duties include student advisement, recruiting and scholarly research.
For more information on the SOSU’s Aviation Sciences Institute please see our web page at: aviation.sosu.edu. Additionally, we ask that candidates review the Aviation Management core curriculum ( Aviation Sciences Institute: BS - Management - Business Option Page) and associated course descriptions (Aviation Course Descriptions—Southeastern Oklahoma State University) and include in their application a listing of the three or four courses they feel best suited to teach with an explanation of their relevant experience and qualifications to teach those courses.
The salary is nationally competitive and commensurate with credentials. Candidates must be eligible to work in the United States. Review of applications will begin immediately and continue until the position is filled. To apply, send a letter of application, curriculum vitae, and the names, positions, addresses, telephone numbers, and e–mail addresses of at least three professional references to:
Review of applications will begin immediately and continue until the position is filled. To apply, send a letter of application, curriculum vitae, and the names, positions, addresses, telephone numbers, and e-mail addresses of at least three professional references to:
Aviation Search Committee
C/O Office of the Dean
John Massey School of Business
Southeastern Oklahoma State University
1405 N. 4th Avenue, PMB 4128
Durant, OK 74701-0609
Southeastern Oklahoma State University is an AA/EEO employer, committed to multicultural diversity.
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The position announcement can also be found on the SOSU web page at:
Tenure Track Assistant Professor in Aviation Management—Southeastern Oklahoma State University
 
this is from my friend's email:
The medical student was asked four reasons why mother's milk was better for babies than cow's milk.
This is the answer he submitted:
1. It's fresher.
2. It's cleaner.
3. The cats can't get to it.
4. It's easier to take on a picnic.
He also added:
It comes in such cute containers.
 
It comes in such cute containers.
 
转贴一个笑话

有一天从空中掉下一块陨石, 在汉城市中心掉下来, 砸烂了一个整容医生诊所, 里边有众多等着做美容手术的女子。 她们死后升天, 被一位美丽的仙女遇见,觉得她们死得好怨, 就答应给她们每人一个愿望。 于是女人们排好队, 每一个走上去都要求变得象仙女一样美丽。 这时排在最后的女人突然哈哈大笑起来, 笑得直不起腰来, 笑得滚到地上抱着肚子还笑。。。 等终于轮到她的时候, 仙女问, “你的愿望是什么呢?”

她说,











“我希望她们都恢复原来丑陋的样子。”



:D
 
转:

[FONT=宋体]我一朋友骨折到医院看病,医生问其为何骨折?那朋友说,我鞋里进了沙子,于是脱了鞋扶着电线秆抖鞋里的沙子。有人以为我被电了,上前就给了我一棒子。[/FONT]
 
[FONT=宋体]我一朋友骨折到医院看病,医生问其为何骨折?那朋友说,我鞋里进了沙子,于是脱了鞋扶着电线秆抖鞋里的沙子。有人以为我被电了,上前就给了我一棒子。[/FONT]

:lol:
 
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