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中华人民共和国国庆日是慶祝中華人民共和國建立的節日，中國大陸、香港及澳門地區均訂為法定假日或公眾假期。
1949年9月，中国人民政治协商会议第一届全体会议决定每年的10月1日为中国的国庆节；1949年10月1日，在北京天安门广场举行了开国大典，中华人民共和国正式成立。
1949年12月2日中央人民政府委员会第四次会议通过《关于中华人民共和国国庆日的决议》，宣告：“自一九五〇年起，即以每年的十月一日，即中华人民共和国宣告成立的伟大的日子，为中华人民共和国的国庆日。 ”
国庆节期间，中國大陸、香港及澳門都會举行各种庆祝活动，纪念中华人民共和国的诞生。在香港的維多利亞港，每年慶祝國慶期間更會舉辦煙花匯演，吸引海港兩岸數十萬市民觀賞。
假期
2000年之后国庆节是中国的“黄金周”假期。国庆的法定休假时间为3天，再将前后两个周末调整为一起休假共计7天。
阅兵
在部分的周年会有不同规模的阅兵，如35周年(1984年)及50周年(1999年)的阅兵。
从1949年开国大典至今，共举行了13次国庆阅兵。1949年至1959年十年，共举行了11次国庆阅兵。此后，连续24年没有举行国庆阅兵。直到1984年，根据邓小平的提议，中共中央决定恢复阅兵，并于1984年国庆35周年时举行大型的国庆阅兵式。1999年，中共中央决定50周年阅兵，于1999年10月1日在天安门广场举行盛大的世纪阅兵式。
1949年9月，中国人民政治协商会议第一届全体会议决定每年的10月1日为中国的国庆节；1949年10月1日，在北京天安门广场举行了开国大典，中华人民共和国正式成立。
1949年12月2日中央人民政府委员会第四次会议通过《关于中华人民共和国国庆日的决议》，宣告：“自一九五〇年起，即以每年的十月一日，即中华人民共和国宣告成立的伟大的日子，为中华人民共和国的国庆日。 ”
国庆节期间，中國大陸、香港及澳門都會举行各种庆祝活动，纪念中华人民共和国的诞生。在香港的維多利亞港，每年慶祝國慶期間更會舉辦煙花匯演，吸引海港兩岸數十萬市民觀賞。
假期
2000年之后国庆节是中国的“黄金周”假期。国庆的法定休假时间为3天，再将前后两个周末调整为一起休假共计7天。
阅兵
在部分的周年会有不同规模的阅兵，如35周年(1984年)及50周年(1999年)的阅兵。
从1949年开国大典至今，共举行了13次国庆阅兵。1949年至1959年十年，共举行了11次国庆阅兵。此后，连续24年没有举行国庆阅兵。直到1984年，根据邓小平的提议，中共中央决定恢复阅兵，并于1984年国庆35周年时举行大型的国庆阅兵式。1999年，中共中央决定50周年阅兵，于1999年10月1日在天安门广场举行盛大的世纪阅兵式。
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国庆节快乐
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Next year's 国庆节 will be so big: 60 years - a big number in Chinese tradition.
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ZT
Management Training
Lesson 1:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk 'I want to be in the Bahamas ,
driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing
on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'
Puff! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch'
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.
Lesson 2
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and
do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a
sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson 3
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the
turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull.
They're packed with nutrients.'
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..
Lesson 4
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird
froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize
how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow
dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your
friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep
your mouth shut!
THUS ENDS THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE
Management Training
Lesson 1:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk 'I want to be in the Bahamas ,
driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing
on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'
Puff! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch'
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.
Lesson 2
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and
do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a
sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson 3
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the
turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull.
They're packed with nutrients.'
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..
Lesson 4
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird
froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize
how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow
dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your
friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep
your mouth shut!
THUS ENDS THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE
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