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How to Drink with Chinese
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Drinking can be a lot of fun, but drinking with Chinese people can be quite tricky. During Chinese new year I attended over 10 drinking occasions with Chinese people and this article is what I learned with my sweat and blood. And vomit.
1. Lower Your Glass
It's a social custom that you lower your glass when cheers-ing people you respect. However, it's also a social custom that you lower your glass when the other lowers their glass for you. You don't want to be seen as an arrogant asshole who holds the glass up straight, so make sure you fight hard to win the Lowering Glass Contest. Whenever someone makes a toast to you, throwing yourself on the floor immediately is a safe defense move, but feel free to choke his neck and make him pass out - it's never too much to defend your humility.
2. Keep Up Your Pace
You prefer sipping your red wine slowly and quietly in the corner? Sorry, you are walking into the wrong party. At every Chinese drinking occasion there’s a guy in control of everyone's pace. He decides what you drink, when you drink, how much you drink, and who you drink with - he is the DJ (Drinking Jockey). A DJ is like a predator at the table - whoever looks him in the eye will die. Watch out for these warning signs: "If you’re a man, drink up!" "If you give me face, drink up!" "If you don't drink... Drink up!"
3. Vomit On The Table
Vomiting is embarrassing most of the time, but when you are drinking with Chinese, to drink until you vomit is a valuable virtue. It means you've overcome your own limit and become your own God - you've become immortal. When a man throws up at the drinking table, his friends adore him, his boss values him, and the girl whom he vomits on falls in love with him. Even thousands of years have passed, people will still be talking about the epic day: "Remember when he vomited like a fountain? Wasn't it beautiful?"
4. Don't Forget To Chui Niu Bi
The easiest way to infiltrate into a Chinese group is to get drunk and enjoy Chui Niu Bi (brag) together. However there are exquisite rules for what you brag about and it can be dangerous if you bring up the wrong topic. You may brag about how many people you've beaten up if you're in the northeast, but what helps blowing up the Niu Bi in the south may be how much you make from stocks. However, a universal topic for Chinese is politics and the government - everyone agrees it's the best!
Thanks for reading this article, and I hope that you've recovered from the Chinese new year drinking feast. We all know that alcohol kills people, but how many were born because of it? :0
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Hahaha ChuiNiuBi=say something cool
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公众号文章的风格是简单明了，却又朗朗上口。我喜欢。
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Lake
"Sorry, I'm allergic to alcohol." "That would be great, the wine can fix you up! "
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Echenc
lol, but how many were born because of it!!!
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提姆菌
如何一本正经地胡说八道[emoji276][emoji274][emoji275]
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安静的姑娘备注御姐
chiu niu bi is the art of speaking
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徐奕斌_Dream Gameloft
To save yourself from the drink, you have to drink up 5 times with the DJ in one time for the first glance, then he will never come back to challenge you.
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Freddie
hahaha, we once lowered the glasses to the ground and both still would't give up.[emoji23] It's a way of respect, en nonsense way.
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RESPECT
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Emily
You are suuuurper funny, wish you get more laid that you deserve!!!!
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KEiKO
Wtf vomit on the table hhhhhh看到这儿我才反应过来不对劲儿 差点儿分享了 歪日 要是别人当真了简直完蛋
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恭喜你领会了本号的精髓
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MrJoker
The process of making a toast could be rather long and the toast-maker could be so fussy.So generally I will reverse my glass withits bottom up to show that I drink every drop of alcohol.You can't be too careful to defeat your adiversity on the table.
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孙雪晶
“However, a universal topic for Chinese is politics and the government - everyone agrees it's the best!” Not really. it should be "everyone agrees that he can outdo most of the government officials, even Xi Dada."
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@internet Cop, please arrest this one
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林昱
神配图！四大名著！宝玉成人图绝了！
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小栗子
不是的，吐了还是很尴尬的，大多数吹牛逼也是很让人反感的，然后，不是所有人认为政府是最棒的，可能是有外国人才会这么说吧
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紧张大师
有一次我同事吐在了火锅里
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...｜季
Chui Niu Bi hahaha～DJ hahaha～宝玉配图，哈哈哈～不行了，我要去喝点酒压压惊
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K
3 kinds of people you don't wanna mess with on a drinking table: pill swallowers, they claim to be so weak that they need to swallow pills before drinking, but end up drinking much more than anyone in a hickup; pigtails, i.e. women, lurk silently on the table, yet deliver mortal strike on anyone daring to challenge them; flushers, turn on a red face seconds after their first shot, and keep that look with endless rounds until you lose your consciousness.
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爱国敬业徐泽伟
Hahaha Chui niu bi =tree new bee=树新风
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原创 2016-02-19 Shameless Shameless
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Drinking can be a lot of fun, but drinking with Chinese people can be quite tricky. During Chinese new year I attended over 10 drinking occasions with Chinese people and this article is what I learned with my sweat and blood. And vomit.
1. Lower Your Glass
It's a social custom that you lower your glass when cheers-ing people you respect. However, it's also a social custom that you lower your glass when the other lowers their glass for you. You don't want to be seen as an arrogant asshole who holds the glass up straight, so make sure you fight hard to win the Lowering Glass Contest. Whenever someone makes a toast to you, throwing yourself on the floor immediately is a safe defense move, but feel free to choke his neck and make him pass out - it's never too much to defend your humility.
2. Keep Up Your Pace
You prefer sipping your red wine slowly and quietly in the corner? Sorry, you are walking into the wrong party. At every Chinese drinking occasion there’s a guy in control of everyone's pace. He decides what you drink, when you drink, how much you drink, and who you drink with - he is the DJ (Drinking Jockey). A DJ is like a predator at the table - whoever looks him in the eye will die. Watch out for these warning signs: "If you’re a man, drink up!" "If you give me face, drink up!" "If you don't drink... Drink up!"
3. Vomit On The Table
Vomiting is embarrassing most of the time, but when you are drinking with Chinese, to drink until you vomit is a valuable virtue. It means you've overcome your own limit and become your own God - you've become immortal. When a man throws up at the drinking table, his friends adore him, his boss values him, and the girl whom he vomits on falls in love with him. Even thousands of years have passed, people will still be talking about the epic day: "Remember when he vomited like a fountain? Wasn't it beautiful?"
4. Don't Forget To Chui Niu Bi
The easiest way to infiltrate into a Chinese group is to get drunk and enjoy Chui Niu Bi (brag) together. However there are exquisite rules for what you brag about and it can be dangerous if you bring up the wrong topic. You may brag about how many people you've beaten up if you're in the northeast, but what helps blowing up the Niu Bi in the south may be how much you make from stocks. However, a universal topic for Chinese is politics and the government - everyone agrees it's the best!
Thanks for reading this article, and I hope that you've recovered from the Chinese new year drinking feast. We all know that alcohol kills people, but how many were born because of it? :0
Buy Me A Shot
赞赏
455人赞赏
阅读 100000+2908 举报
精选留言
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4525
Grace
Hahaha ChuiNiuBi=say something cool
昨天
4304
Cora
公众号文章的风格是简单明了，却又朗朗上口。我喜欢。
昨天
作者回复
我也喜欢
昨天
4082
Lake
"Sorry, I'm allergic to alcohol." "That would be great, the wine can fix you up! "
昨天
3293
Echenc
lol, but how many were born because of it!!!
昨天
2900
提姆菌
如何一本正经地胡说八道[emoji276][emoji274][emoji275]
昨天
2746
安静的姑娘备注御姐
chiu niu bi is the art of speaking
昨天
2459
徐奕斌_Dream Gameloft
To save yourself from the drink, you have to drink up 5 times with the DJ in one time for the first glance, then he will never come back to challenge you.
昨天
1867
Freddie
hahaha, we once lowered the glasses to the ground and both still would't give up.[emoji23] It's a way of respect, en nonsense way.
昨天
作者回复
RESPECT
昨天
1557
Emily
You are suuuurper funny, wish you get more laid that you deserve!!!!
昨天
1547
KEiKO
Wtf vomit on the table hhhhhh看到这儿我才反应过来不对劲儿 差点儿分享了 歪日 要是别人当真了简直完蛋
昨天
作者回复
恭喜你领会了本号的精髓
昨天
1500
MrJoker
The process of making a toast could be rather long and the toast-maker could be so fussy.So generally I will reverse my glass withits bottom up to show that I drink every drop of alcohol.You can't be too careful to defeat your adiversity on the table.
昨天
1141
孙雪晶
“However, a universal topic for Chinese is politics and the government - everyone agrees it's the best!” Not really. it should be "everyone agrees that he can outdo most of the government officials, even Xi Dada."
昨天
作者回复
@internet Cop, please arrest this one
昨天
1112
林昱
神配图！四大名著！宝玉成人图绝了！
昨天
1095
小栗子
不是的，吐了还是很尴尬的，大多数吹牛逼也是很让人反感的，然后，不是所有人认为政府是最棒的，可能是有外国人才会这么说吧
昨天
873
紧张大师
有一次我同事吐在了火锅里
昨天
680
...｜季
Chui Niu Bi hahaha～DJ hahaha～宝玉配图，哈哈哈～不行了，我要去喝点酒压压惊
11小时前
666
K
3 kinds of people you don't wanna mess with on a drinking table: pill swallowers, they claim to be so weak that they need to swallow pills before drinking, but end up drinking much more than anyone in a hickup; pigtails, i.e. women, lurk silently on the table, yet deliver mortal strike on anyone daring to challenge them; flushers, turn on a red face seconds after their first shot, and keep that look with endless rounds until you lose your consciousness.
10小时前
395
爱国敬业徐泽伟
Hahaha Chui niu bi =tree new bee=树新风
8小时前
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