[分享] Euro vs Italia - 丑陋的XX人之意大利版

[xiaomage]

不知这俩哥们是否已被广大意大利爱国热血青年痛斥为"意奸"了.

[SWF]http://stale.xko.cz/EUROPE-ITALY.swf[/SWF]

 

[wuwei]

很好！

 

[leaflet]

顶

 

[phonecardback]

不知马哥听过意大理人在美国吗?
呵呵俺可是可以把那东西学的和原班一模一样

 

[xiaomage]

http://www.comefromchina.com/newbbs/showthread.php?s=&forumid=35&threadid=23918

PC2代兄, 你说的是这个么? 过老语海拾贝新开时, 我上了一贴作贺礼的.

反正有很多名称, 意大利人在伦敦,在纽约,在马耳他...

嘿嘿, 学意大利佬的口音,俺也不一定输给你啊!

 

[xiaomage]

Sorry, it's a bad link now.

Here is the valid one
[music]http://www.kleberg.net/download/misc/ABCITALIA_1.MP3[/music]



One dayima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go to eata breakfast. I tellawaitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want to piss. She says go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna topiss onna my plate. She say you better not piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't evena know the lady and she calle me sonna ma bitch!

Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant.The waitress brings me a spoon and a knifebut no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tella me everyone wanna fock. I tella her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say better not fockon the table, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she calla me sonna ma bitch.

So I go to my room inna hotel and there is no sheit onna my bed. I calla the manager and tella him I wanna sheit. Hetella me to go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna sheit on my bed. He say you better not sheit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the man and he calla me a sonna mabitch.

I go to the checkout and the man at the desk "Peace on you." I saypiss on you too, you sonna mabitch. I gonna back to Italy.

 

[phonecardback]

haha

yes, it is !

 

[phonecardback]

不过台词(您写的)好象有一点点出入
另外恭喜您老金榜提名
不过俺看来您老这么多学问其实应该没啥可学的了

记的有人在CFC贴过如何对付销售电话
也很强啊

还有考你一下那个意大里人最后讲了句啥?

 

[xiaomage]

Arrivederla!

 

[xiaomage]

最初由 phonecardback 发布
另外恭喜您老金榜提名
不过俺看来您老这么多学问其实应该没啥可学的了

谢谢!本来想混进渥村专业人士中,可惜排队排晚了, 搞了个鸡肋文凭, 只好回头走老路了, 大家引以为戒吧!

没学好, 光学坏了.