周末了，转个笑话，祝大家周末愉快

[West Life]

看来是啊，我以为漂亮的会根本不在乎丑的穿啥呢。
原来拼的是谁先穿:blowzy::blowzy::blowzy:
可是她们也不是明星啊

 

[OCAC]

看来是啊，我以为漂亮的会根本不在乎丑的穿啥呢。
原来拼的是谁先穿:blowzy::blowzy::blowzy:

你总算有些开窍了。如果穿别人前一天穿的衣服会非常的embarrassed.

 

[Ode to Joy]

看来是啊，我以为漂亮的会根本不在乎丑的穿啥呢。
原来拼的是谁先穿:blowzy::blowzy::blowzy:
可是她们也不是明星啊

筒子啊,都是女人啊

 

[Ode to Joy]

看来是啊，我以为漂亮的会根本不在乎丑的穿啥呢。

这么说吧,如果你一身光鲜的走在街上,看见一要饭的或者是破烂的总之比你丑很多的人穿着和你一模一样的衣服,你这时候会不会感觉特窘迫,恨不得赶紧远离群众视线,因为那样 doesn't look like a million bucks at all even if it is worth big bucks.

 

[飞来客]

再给大家贴一个笑话，这个18+的。

The Lonely Brain Cell

Once upon a time there was
A female brain cell which,
By mistake, happened
To end up in a man's head.

She looked around nervously
Because it was all empty
And quiet.

'Hello?'
She cried, but no answer.

'Is there anyone here?'
She cried a little louder,
But still no answer.

Now the female brain cell
Started to feel alone and scared.
So she yelled at the top
Of her voice,

'HELLO,
IS THERE ANYONE HERE?'

Then she heard a faint voice
From far, far away....

你这笑话太那个啦！

 

[飞来客]

给大家一个有关数字的笑话。

9看见6说：没事儿玩什么倒立啊。
0看到8说：胖就胖吧，系什么腰带啊。
7看见2说：别以为你跪着我就会嫁给你。
2看见5说：哟，几天没见，隆胸了！

 

[heureux]

再给大家贴一个笑话，这个18+的。

The Lonely Brain Cell

Once upon a time there was
A female brain cell which,
By mistake, happened
To end up in a man's head.

She looked around nervously
Because it was all empty
And quiet.

'Hello?'
She cried, but no answer.

'Is there anyone here?'
She cried a little louder,
But still no answer.

Now the female brain cell
Started to feel alone and scared.
So she yelled at the top
Of her voice,

'HELLO,
IS THERE ANYONE HERE?'

Then she heard a faint voice
From far, far away....


'We're down here ....'

你的图咋不会动，我看到的图是这个啊

 

[wiiwii]

筒子啊,都是女人啊

:blowzy:看来我还是不懂女人啊,我本来想那个EX HUSBAND机会来了,还可以写个THANK YOU CARD 给EX WIFE

Dear Ex,

How are you doing?

Thanks lot for wearing that dress when we had the rehearsal dinner .

My lovely NEW wife will wear the same dress during the wedding.
I guess after the wedding I don't need explain why I left you anymore.

I do appreciate what you do for me. and I attached a 500$ cheque to help you get some job done.

Sincerely
Your Ex
XXX

 

[旭日阳刚]

何菇，你的ID是不是被人黑了？

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你的图咋不会动，我看到的图是这个啊

 

[Ode to Joy]

:blowzy:看来我还是不懂女人啊,我本来想那个EX HUSBAND机会来了,还可以写个THANK YOU CARD 给EX WIFE

Dear Ex,

How are you doing?

Thanks lot for wearing that dress when we had the rehearsal dinner .

My lovely NEW wife will wear the same dress during the wedding.
I guess after the wedding I don't need explain why I left you anymore.

I do appreciate what you do for me. and I attached a 500$ cheque to help you get some job done.


Sincerely
Your Ex
XXX

终于理解你为什么不理解啦,原来你思维里一直都在扮演那个EX husband的角色,还是个满怀怨恨伺机报复的husband.

 

[wiiwii]

终于理解你为什么不理解啦,原来你思维里一直都在扮演那个EX husband的角色,还是个满怀怨恨伺机报复的husband.

刚知道啊?:blowzy:

 

[OCAC]

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你的图咋不会动，我看到的图是这个啊

汗。。。

 

[wiiwii]

老何LM啊:flaming:

 

[某某]

撞衫就要比谁穿的更漂亮啊，所以我不理解那妈妈的逻辑。

这你就真的不懂了，这不叫撞衫了。这是谁先穿了，后穿的那个就是捡二手货的了。
很确切的比喻，不是么？哈哈。

 

[wiiwii]

这你就真的不懂了，这不叫撞衫了。这是谁先穿了，后穿的那个就是捡二手货的了。
很确切的比喻，不是么？哈哈。

还是你解释的最确切