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排队加声望…规则很简单:互加,结果很可观:同涨

单位里的老王给刚来的小王打电话,他俩都是河南口音
老王说:喂,你使肖王八?(是小王八)
电话里那头回答:你使捞王八?(老王八)
大家听了笑成一团
 
今天,我和妈妈上街买衣服~~~~~~

在rideau吃完饭~~~~~~~

她问了我一句:“哎哎哎,快看看我嘴唇,是不是毁容了???????”

我当时就崩溃了,中文真烂~~~~~~~~~
 
楼上有位可爱的妈妈,鉴定完毕~ ;)

再来一个段子哈:
一个专家夸耀说:“ 我发明了一种高精机器人,简直和人一模一样。”
“它从不出错吗?” 别人问。
“不。但是当它犯了错误,总是会把责任推到其它机器人身上。”

~~~ 谁的指标还没用完哪,赶快加我一把呀,我的声望怎莫定格不动了,冤哪 :mad:
 
有本事,别笑。:)

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10
husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please
be
gentle; I'm still a virgin".

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married
ten times.?"

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how
great it was going to be.

"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it
was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back
with
me.

"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked
out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the
order,
he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

"Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he
wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of
the-art method.

"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he
wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never
sure how to position it.

"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

"Husband # 9 was a Gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.

"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was........ God I
miss him.

" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".

"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?

"You're with the "GOVERNMENT ...
This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SC R E W E D."
 
有笑话看, 排队不辛苦. 谢老大的建议, 谢大家的笑话. 真开心. 我也贡献一个吧.

有一人英俊的男人在街上走着, 不小心跟一个女人撞了个满怀, 双方都赶紧道歉.

女人看着他, 愣了一下, 说:

"哎呀, 你长得特别象我第三个丈夫."

"第三个?" 男人很好奇地问. "那你一共结过几次婚呢?"

"两次... ... "
 
再贡献一小段,原创哈:
周末,阿猫搭乘阿狗的顺风车,刚上车门就关了,把阿猫的尾巴夹了一下。
阿猫大叫:你着什莫急呀!
阿狗道:我得赶着上CFC。
阿猫埋怨:那也不能胡“夹”呀~
阿狗赶忙解释:谁说我加了,24小时时限还没到呢!:D
 
再贡献一小段,原创哈:
周末,阿猫搭乘阿狗的顺风车,刚上车门就关了,把阿猫的尾巴夹了一下。
阿猫大叫:你着什莫急呀!
阿狗道:我得赶着上CFC。
阿猫埋怨:那也不能胡“夹”呀~
阿狗赶忙解释:谁说我加了,24小时时限还没到呢!:D

:D
 
再贡献一小段,原创哈:
周末,阿猫搭乘阿狗的顺风车,刚上车门就关了,把阿猫的尾巴夹了一下。
阿猫大叫:你着什莫急呀!
阿狗道:我得赶着上CFC。
阿猫埋怨:那也不能胡“夹”呀~
阿狗赶忙解释:谁说我加了,24小时时限还没到呢!:D
:D
 
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