好笑的基督教

[中正善]

严肃话题，克教徒在唱完圣诞圣歌后的圣诞餐桌上，有没有用＂四足＂做的菜肴？

 

[中正善]

这个问题问到要害了？

 

[CHRIS88]

What kind of detail do you expect to discuss with someone who believes the universe is only six thousand years old and people can live 900 years, and a "don't know where it comes from" God creates the whole world in six days? And this person calls everything that conflicts with the bible "stupid"

You know what? If there is indeed a Being (Call Him God or whatever you like) who created the universe, then this Being is by His very nature unapproachable and unfathomable to His creatures. The only way His creatures can possibly have some knowledge of their Creator is the biblical way, i.e., the Creator outreaches to His creatures.

 

[CHRIS88]

严肃话题，克教徒在唱完圣诞圣歌后的圣诞餐桌上，有没有用＂四足＂做的菜肴？

You mean flesh of animals? Of course!

 

[中正善]

　　只要打开圣经读第一章二十九节（创世记），在那里你就可读到上帝叫我们食用的东西∶「看哪，我将遍地上一切结种子的蔬菜。和一切树上所结有核的果子全赐给你们作食物。」

 

[ForwardRetreat]

Sometimes God forces people to eat other people, often their own children or other family members.

"I also will do this unto you... You shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it." -- Leviticus 26:16
"And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat." -- Leviticus 26:29
"And thou shalt eat the fruit of thine own body, the flesh of thy sons and of thy daughters." -- Deuteronomy 28:53
"And toward her young one that cometh out from between her feet, and toward her children which she shall bear: for she shall eat them." -- Deuteronomy 28:57
"Through the wrath of the LORD of hosts is the land darkened, and the people shall be as the fuel of the fire: no man shall spare his brother. And he shall snatch on the right hand, and be hungry; and he shall eat on the left hand, and they shall not be satisfied: they shall eat every man the flesh of his own arm." -- Isaiah 9:19-20
"And I will feed them that oppress thee with their own flesh; and they shall be drunken with their own blood, as with sweet wine." -- Isaiah 49:26
"And I will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend." -- Jeremiah 19:9
"Therefore the fathers shall eat the sons in the midst of thee, and the sons shall eat their fathers." -- Ezekiel 5:10
"I will not feed you: that that dieth, let it die; and that that is to be cut off, let it be cut off; and let the rest eat every one the flesh of another." -- Zechariah 11:9

Sometimes the Bible just reports, often with apparent relish, cases of cannibalism.

"This woman said unto me, Give thy son, that we may eat him to day, and we will eat my son to morrow. So we boiled my son, and did eat him: and I said unto her on the next day, Give thy son, that we may eat him." 2 Kings 6:28-29
"The hands of the pitiful women have sodden their own children: they were their meat." -- Lamentations 4:10
"Who pluck off their skin from off them, and their flesh from off their bones; Who also eat the flesh of my people, and flay their skin from off them; and they break their bones, and chop them in pieces, as for the pot, and as flesh within the caldron." -- Micah 3:2-3
"Heap on wood, kindle the fire, consume the flesh, and spice it well, and let the bones be burned. Then set it empty upon the coals thereof, that the brass of it may be hot, and may burn, and that the filthiness of it may be molten in it, that the scum of it may be consumed. She hath wearied herself with lies, and her great scum went not forth out of her: her scum shall be in the fire. -- Ezekiel 24:10-12


nothing gets more evil than god provided if he did exist.

 

[CHRIS88]

　　只要打开圣经读第一章二十九节（创世记），在那里你就可读到上帝叫我们食用的东西∶「看哪，我将遍地上一切结种子的蔬菜。和一切树上所结有核的果子全赐给你们作食物。」

请继续阅读创世纪，直到大洪水之后。

 

[CHRIS88]

Sometimes God forces people to eat other people, often their own children or other family members.

"I also will do this unto you... You shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it." -- Leviticus 26:16
"And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat." -- Leviticus 26:29
"And thou shalt eat the fruit of thine own body, the flesh of thy sons and of thy daughters." -- Deuteronomy 28:53
"And toward her young one that cometh out from between her feet, and toward her children which she shall bear: for she shall eat them." -- Deuteronomy 28:57
"Through the wrath of the LORD of hosts is the land darkened, and the people shall be as the fuel of the fire: no man shall spare his brother. And he shall snatch on the right hand, and be hungry; and he shall eat on the left hand, and they shall not be satisfied: they shall eat every man the flesh of his own arm." -- Isaiah 9:19-20
"And I will feed them that oppress thee with their own flesh; and they shall be drunken with their own blood, as with sweet wine." -- Isaiah 49:26
"And I will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend." -- Jeremiah 19:9
"Therefore the fathers shall eat the sons in the midst of thee, and the sons shall eat their fathers." -- Ezekiel 5:10
"I will not feed you: that that dieth, let it die; and that that is to be cut off, let it be cut off; and let the rest eat every one the flesh of another." -- Zechariah 11:9

Sometimes the Bible just reports, often with apparent relish, cases of cannibalism.

"This woman said unto me, Give thy son, that we may eat him to day, and we will eat my son to morrow. So we boiled my son, and did eat him: and I said unto her on the next day, Give thy son, that we may eat him." 2 Kings 6:28-29
"The hands of the pitiful women have sodden their own children: they were their meat." -- Lamentations 4:10
"Who pluck off their skin from off them, and their flesh from off their bones; Who also eat the flesh of my people, and flay their skin from off them; and they break their bones, and chop them in pieces, as for the pot, and as flesh within the caldron." -- Micah 3:2-3
"Heap on wood, kindle the fire, consume the flesh, and spice it well, and let the bones be burned. Then set it empty upon the coals thereof, that the brass of it may be hot, and may burn, and that the filthiness of it may be molten in it, that the scum of it may be consumed. She hath wearied herself with lies, and her great scum went not forth out of her: her scum shall be in the fire. -- Ezekiel 24:10-12


nothing gets more evil than god provided if he did exist.

有这麽一种无神论者：和他讲神学，他要讲历史；和他讲历史，他要讲进化论；和他讲进化论、他要讲地球六千年；和他讲地球六千年、他要讲神学。

我们能不能讲什么就讲什么，不跑题不东张西望？

 

[uglyducking]

有这麽一种无神论者：和他讲神学，他要讲历史；和他讲历史，他要讲进化论；和他讲进化论、他要讲地球六千年；和他讲地球六千年、他要讲神学。

我们能不能讲什么就讲什么，不跑题不东张西望？

the short answer, nobody knows.

 

[ForwardRetreat]

有这麽一种无神论者：和他讲神学，他要讲历史；和他讲历史，他要讲进化论；和他讲进化论、他要讲地球六千年；和他讲地球六千年、他要讲神学。

我们能不能讲什么就讲什么，不跑题不东张西望？

it is not what you say that defines.

Bible tells lies and spreads cruelty. You choose to overlook what lies in black and white in the low quality fairy tale.

I have mentioned before i will say that again. You believe in a 6000 year old earth, what possible logic would you be able to comprehend. Debating is futile and waste of time. no one wins. i simply present a different view for people to stumble upon.

 

[rosehip]

it is not what you say that defines.

Bible tells lies and spreads cruelty. You choose to overlook what lies in black and white in the low quality fairy tale.

I have mentioned before i will say that again. You believe in a 6000 year old earth, what possible logic would you be able to comprehend. Debating is futile and waste of time. no one wins. i simply present a different view for people to stumble upon.

有人就是这样，总把蛇说成是鳝。

 

[中正善]

　　在圣经利未记第十一章，耶和华上帝对摩西·亚伦说要他何谕命世人素食。


在四十一节说∶「凡地上的爬物是可憎的都不可吃。」

第四十二节说∶「凡用肚子行走的，和用四足行走的，或多足的就是一切爬在地上的，你们不可因甚么爬物，使自己成为可憎的，也不可因这些使自己不洁净，以致染了污秽」。

 

[一心无住]

有这麽一种无神论者：和他讲神学，他要讲历史；和他讲历史，他要讲进化论；和他讲进化论、他要讲地球六千年；和他讲地球六千年、他要讲神学。

我们能不能讲什么就讲什么，不跑题不东张西望？

太好笑了。你说的话都很好笑。这是大神的幽默吗？

 

[Gulliver]

Kent's two main points:
1. All evidences that have been used support the evolution theory have been proven false;
2. If someone wants to believe it, that's fine. But don't use taxpayers' money to teach it because it is a religion.

This is weird.

"1. All evidences that have been used support the evolution theory have been proven false;" In what sense is it proven false? In scientific sense? But scientists and scientific jounerals do not think this way, because they think it is proven right in science and continue to publish these studies. In a religious sense it has been proven false? Probably, because many religous people believe it is false.

So, who can define what is science, the scientific society, or a religious person?

 

[uglyducking]

This is weird.

"1. All evidences that have been used support the evolution theory have been proven false;" In what sense is it proven false? In scientific sense? But scientists and scientific jounerals do not think this way, because they think it is proven right in science and continue to publish these studies. In a religious sense it has been proven false? Probably, because many religous people believe it is false.

So, who can define what is science, the scientific society, or a religious person?

sorry，thats a very stupid idea.