Good luck, Mr. Gorsky!

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When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous "one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind" statement but followed it by several remarks, usual com traffic between him, the other astronauts and Mission Control. Just before he re-entered the lander, however, he made the enigmatic remark "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky."

Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs. Over the years many people questioned Armstrong as to what the "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky" statement meant, but Armstrong always just smiled.

On July 5, 1995 (in Tampa Bay, FL) while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26 year old question to Armstrong. This time he finally responded. Mr. Gorsky had finally died and so Neil Armstrong felt he could answer the question.

When he was a kid, he was playing baseball with a friend in the backyard. His friend hit a fly ball which landed in the front of his neighbor's bedroom windows. His neighbors were Mr. & Mrs. Gorsky.

As he leaned down to pick up the ball, young Armstrong heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky, "Oral sex! You want oral sex?! You'll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!"

True story.
 
对不起,我不明白!很抱歉,我以后努力学习!我错了!
 
最初由 无色火 发布
对不起,我不明白!很抱歉,我以后努力学习!我错了!

...呵呵~...哈哈哈!

够坦白,我喜欢!
 
我没回过么?

这帖太搞了。。。
 
我今天边翻字典,边翻译,但是我还是不明白!长老,我也想明白,我也想笑笑!
 
最初由 无色火 发布
我今天边翻字典,边翻译,但是我还是不明白!长老,我也想明白,我也想笑笑!

呵呵~ 小朋友 下面是译文 但是是限制级的 18+
 
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人类第一个登上月球的宇航员一位阿姆斯特朗在登上月球后曾作出著名评论:

“一个人的一小步是整个人类的一大步”。但当他回到地球时,他说了一句令

所有人都费解的话“Good luck, Mr. Gorsky.”

很多在美国国家航空和宇宙航行局的人,都认为这只是一个随意的评论,

或许与对手苏联的某个航天员目有关。但是人们发现不管在苏联还是美国的航

天项目中根本没有一个叫Gorsky的人。很多年来人们一直问阿姆斯特朗“Good

luck, Mr. Gorsky.”这句话到底是什么意思,但阿姆斯特朗总是微笑着避而

不答。

1995年7月5日,阿姆斯特朗在美国Tampa Bay一次演讲后,一位记者再次问

及阿姆斯特朗这个26年来悬而未决的问题时,阿姆斯特朗终于道出了其中的秘

密。此时,这位神秘的Mr. Gorsky早已归西,所以阿姆斯特朗感到是时候回答

这个问题了。

当阿姆斯特朗还是一个小孩时,一次他和邻居家的小孩玩棒球。邻居家的

孩子将球打到了另一位邻居家卧室的窗前,阿姆斯特朗跑去捡球。原来这位邻

居正是Gorsky先生和他的太太。小阿姆斯特朗弯腰捡球时,正好听到了Gorsky

太太正在对Gorsky先生大吼大叫:


“口交? 你想要口交?! 等到隔壁那个小孩在月亮上行走的时候我

就给你口交!!”
 
哈哈,有些记忆是忘不掉的
潜意识或许还成为一种动力
 
我20岁了!我是成年人了!我发誓!
麻烦您了!难为您了!
(早知道自己翻译好了)
 
。。。

几句话就把真实年龄诈出来了。。。。
 
因为我还年轻啊,所以年龄还不是秘密!晚上好啊!
 
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